The Mjölnir Union of Djofull is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Einar Bjornsson with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.61 billion Djofullians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fornheim. The average income tax rate is 87.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Djofullian economy, worth 394 trillion Runestones a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 85,634 Runestones, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins, the government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities, kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents, and harassed women are constantly hassled by guys who are "just giving them compliments". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Djofull's national animal is the Sleipnir, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ásatrú.

Djofull is ranked 293,674^th in the world and 8^th in Odessa Accords for Most Pacifist, with 7.36 cheeks turned per day.