The Empire of Djentinalia is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic population of 15.926 billion Djentinals enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Praise Pipe. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Djentinalian economy, worth a remarkable 1,637 trillion Imperial Credits a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,810 Imperial Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, the election for Leader's office's janitor is heating up, and Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Djentinalia's national animal is the Pipe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pipism.

Djentinalia is ranked 330,245^th in the world and 1^st in Kho for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -21.21 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.