The Empire of Diwi is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Juji Okinawa with a fair hand, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.753 billion Diwians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dili. The average income tax rate is 25.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Diwinese economy, worth 386 trillion Yen a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,296 Yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

In a fit of passion President Juji Okinawa has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions, tourists often cite 'hiding money in an off-shore banking account' as their main reason to visit the nation, President Juji Okinawa has just been declared ruler of Diwi in an international press conference, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Diwi's national animal is the Scorpion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Diwi is ranked 35,471^st in the world and 74^th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 4,616.6 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.