The Capitalist Republic of Diwi is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Kyodai Batai with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.576 billion Diwians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, with Defense, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while International Aid and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dili. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The thriving Diwinese economy, worth 200 trillion Yen a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 77,694 Yen, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 312,491 per year while the poor average 12,927, a ratio of 24.2 to 1.

In a fit of passion President Kyodai Batai has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions, tourists often cite 'hiding money in an off-shore banking account' as their main reason to visit the nation, President Kyodai Batai has just been declared ruler of Diwi in an international press conference, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Diwi's national animal is the Scorpion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Diwi is ranked 59,552^nd in the world and 126^th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Largest Populations, with 2.58 billion Capita.