The Benevolent Queendom of Divine Cervine is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Queen Arbeaone with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, anti-smoking policies, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cheerful population of 11.413 billion Divine Deerlings are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Enchanted Wildwood. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Divine Cervinean economy, worth a remarkable 3,687 trillion ¤ luminous orbs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 323,137 ¤ luminous orbs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Posters on 'Divine Cervinean Values' advise against being proud of Divine Cervine, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, and droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Divine Cervine's national animal is the iridescent-winged purple peryton, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Divine Cervine is ranked 105,831^st in the world and 4,056^th in Lazarus for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 1,387.82 on the Hickory Productivity Index.