The Kingdom of Ditrania is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Dimitar Dimitrov with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, pith helmet sales, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.07 billion Ditranians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trepitoria. The average income tax rate is 13.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Ditranian economy, worth 645 trillion Alinkas a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 158,666 Alinkas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Big game hunters travel to Ditrania to try their hand at shark-shooting, a valid legal defense is 'dead men tell no tales', the tribal zone has been opened to up to 'economic interest' groups, and 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ditrania's national animal is the Puma, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Ditrania is ranked 57,333^rd in the world and 98^th in The Kodiak Republic for Lowest Crime Rates, with 72.36 law-abiding acts per hour.