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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 96th Most Efficient Economies: 290th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 448th
The Federated Realms of
Father Knows Best State
Conservatism is Progressivism consistently.
His Majesty Titolli di Medici
Regional Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Factbook Dispatches People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Federated Realms of Distruzio is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by His Majesty Titolli di Medici with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 10.452 billion Distruzi are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Diesel Proper. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Distruzi economy, worth a remarkable 2,001 trillion Bezants a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 191,523 Bezants, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence, contestants on Distruzio's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, calling dibs is an unalienable right, and big game hunters travel to Distruzio to try their hand at shark-shooting. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Distruzio's national animal is the Cosa Nostra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholic Orthodoxy.

Distruzio is ranked 34,688th in the world and 23rd in Confederacy of Allied States for Most Income Equality, scoring 58.36 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 96thMost Efficient Economies: 290thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 448thHighest Crime Rates: 660thMost Armed: 787thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 897thFattest Citizens: 1,044thLargest Retail Industry: 1,475thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,649thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 1,932ndMost Avoided: 2,191stHighest Poor Incomes: 2,305thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,992ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,235thLargest Black Market: 3,579thHighest Economic Output: 4,226thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,702ndMost Rebellious Youth: 5,169thHighest Average Incomes: 5,195thMost Devout: 6,894thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,695thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,418thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 9,298thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,712thLargest Populations: 12,014thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,046th
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Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 10th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Distruzio's influence in Confederacy of Allied States rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Following new legislation in Distruzio, big game hunters travel to Distruzio to try their hand at shark-shooting.
  • : Following new legislation in Distruzio, calling dibs is an unalienable right.
  • : Following new legislation in Distruzio, contestants on Distruzio's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent.
  • : Distruzio was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Distruzio, future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence.
  • : Following new legislation in Distruzio, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash.
  • : Following new legislation in Distruzio, 'wish upon a fallen jet engine' is a popular saying in Distruzio.
  • : Following new legislation in Distruzio, school children are forced to sing the national anthem every morning.
  • : Following new legislation in Distruzio, foreign musicians that His Majesty Titolli di Medici dislikes are turned away at the border.

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