Population | 7.701 billion |
Capital | Ingzington and Prot |
Leader | Valeri Cyrus |
Faith | State Atheism |
Currency | Eta |
Animal | Quail |
The Marxist-Leninist Republics of Distro-Spartica is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Valeri Cyrus with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.701 billion Spartican enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The enormous, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ingzington and Prot. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Spartican economy, worth a remarkable 1,419 trillion Etas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 184,272 Etas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Most voters only see their chosen representative visit once every election cycle, interest in globalism never flags, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, and conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Distro-Spartica's national animal is the Quail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.
Distro-Spartica is ranked 5,361st in the world and 129th in The East Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 162 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Distro-Spartica changed its national motto to "Die Gedanken Sind Frei!".
- : Distro-Spartica was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : Distro-Spartica was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : Distro-Spartica lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Distro-Spartica changed its national animal to "Quail", its currency to "Eta", its faith to "State Atheism", its leader to "Valeri Cyrus", its motto to "Liebe und Arbeit", and its nation type to "Marxist-Leninist Republics".
- : Distro-Spartica altered its national flag.
- : Distro-Spartica was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
- : Distro-Spartica was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies.
- : Distro-Spartica was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombified.
- : Distro-Spartica was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The Community of Bakorn, infecting 5 million survivors.