The Zealous Monarchy of Distro-Spartica is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kaiser Anton II with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, infamous sell-swords, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 5.556 billion Districans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ingzington. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Districan economy, worth a remarkable 1,006 trillion Etas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 181,165 Etas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wildlife parks are packed with poachers yet increasingly devoid of animals, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit, and fire stations and hospitals can't deploy emergency vehicles because badly parked cars block them in. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Distro-Spartica's national animal is the White-Tailed Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Astratheism.

Distro-Spartica is ranked 4,904^th in the world and 142^nd in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 114.15 law-abiding acts per hour.