The Commonwealth of Distro-Spartica is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Chancellor Cyrus with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, unlimited-speed roads, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.816 billion Sparticans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ingzington. The average income tax rate is 94.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Spartican economy, worth 248 trillion Etas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 136,929 Etas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Seats at the back of the bus are reserved for homosexuals, it is common to see Maxémon Trainer listed on Spartican resumés, museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin, and things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Distro-Spartica's national animal is the Quail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Antism.

Distro-Spartica is ranked 191,840^th in the world and 3,986^th in The East Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 29.9 billion Standard Monetary Units.