The Commonwealth of Distro-Spartica is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 576 million Sparticans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ingzington. The average income tax rate is 76.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Spartican economy, worth 55.6 trillion Etas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is 96,455 Etas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Much of Distro-Spartica's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs, the government has announced its plans to construct a giant weaponised robot-cat, and brave curators do battle with disorganised government libraries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Distro-Spartica's national animal is the Quail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Distro-Spartica is ranked 93,673^rd in the world and 3,407^th in The East Pacific for Most Average, scoring 38.6 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.