The Commonwealth of Distro-Spartica is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Chancellor Cyrus with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 3.239 billion Sparticans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ingzington. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Spartican economy, worth 477 trillion Zetas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 147,391 Zetas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, children entertain themselves by throwing rocks through the windows of world-class museums, Chancellor Cyrus's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, and refugees from other nations are flocking to Distro-Spartica's border. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Distro-Spartica's national animal is the Valley Quail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Antism.

Distro-Spartica is ranked 7,443^rd in the world and 220^th in The East Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,840.28 pounds of wildlife per square mile.