The State of Distrito Capital is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Governor of the Council with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 15.511 billion Capitalians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Welfare, with Healthcare, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.0%.

The very strong Distrito Capitalian economy, worth 391 trillion betales a year, is highly specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 25,216 betales, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Being able to unblock a u-bend pipe is considered a universally essential skill, advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Distrito Capital's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Distrito Capital is ranked 19,082^nd in the world and 2^nd in Celadonia for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.17 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.