by Max Barry

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 4,520th Highest Drug Use: 8,541st Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,979th
The United States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
A free nation is a happy one
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Distalia

Population118 million

CurrencyMeb
AnimalShisu

The United States of Distalia is a very large, cultured nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working population of 118 million Distalians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 9.7%.

The thriving Distalian economy, worth 8.89 trillion Mebs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 75,297 Mebs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The Department of Health is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle, dictionary sales have hit an all-time high, robotic spouses prove to be just as imperfect as flesh and blood ones, and hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Distalia's national animal is the Shisu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Distalia is ranked 8,541st in the world and 5th in Union of Allied States for Highest Drug Use, scoring 111.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 4,520thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 8,541stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,979thLargest Insurance Industry: 13,902ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15,920th
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10%
Largest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Average: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Distalia, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment.
  • : Distalia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry and Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Distalia, robotic spouses prove to be just as imperfect as flesh and blood ones.
  • : Following new legislation in Distalia, dictionary sales have hit an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Distalia, the Department of Health is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle.
  • : Following new legislation in Distalia, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Distalia, the tinfoil-hat crowd also recommend tinfoil wallets.
  • : Following new legislation in Distalia, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.
  • : Following new legislation in Distalia, street crime is on the rise as police officers spend most of their time in prisons.
  • : Following new legislation in Distalia, unemployed political consultants and advertisers spend every election night weeping for the good old days.

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