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Most Influential: 3,101stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,887thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,912th
The Kingdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Wek hto moempo, zch hto moempo!
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Disnk

Population2.832 billion

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Animalbeaver

The Kingdom of Disnk is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its soft-spoken computers, compulsory military service, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.832 billion Disnkians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 51.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Disnkian economy, worth 158 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 55,839 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety, girls in elementary school classes gaze longingly at boys playing tag, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, and school uniforms are compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Disnk's national animal is the beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Disnk is ranked 97,008th in the world and 97th in Lands End for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,611.11 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Most Influential: 3,101stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,887thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,912thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,270thMost Patriotic: 12,918thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 20,962ndLargest Publishing Industry: 23,111thMost Secular: 25,597th
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 12th in the regionMost Income Equality: 17th in the region

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