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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 823rdLargest Populations: 1,090thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,312th
The Dominion of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Only trust corroboration.
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Some

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Discordia Magna

Population41.762 billion

CapitalDiscord
LeaderSupreme Leader Humperdink V

CurrencyLyra
AnimalSquab

The Dominion of Discordia Magna is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Humperdink V with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 41.762 billion Discordians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Discord. The average income tax rate is 1.0%.

The large but stagnant Discordian economy, worth 657 trillion Lyras a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 15,735 Lyras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Even God cannot save you in Discordia Magna, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, there is a dearth of space for new houses, and assault rifles sized for 7-year-olds are a frighteningly popular export. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Discordia Magna's national animal is the Squab, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Discordia Magna is ranked 125,200th in the world and 6th in Discordia for Safest, scoring 70.49 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 823rdLargest Populations: 1,090thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,312thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,406thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,409thFattest Citizens: 1,816thBest Weather: 2,549thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,668thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,960thSmartest Citizens: 3,752ndRudest Citizens: 5,379thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,058thMost Secular: 11,470thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 21,572ndMost Corrupt Governments: 24,783rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Discordia Magna, assault rifles sized for 7-year-olds are a frighteningly popular export.
  • : Following new legislation in Discordia Magna, there is a dearth of space for new houses.
  • : Discordia Magna was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments, the Top 5% for Most Valuable International Artwork and Most Scientifically Advanced, and the Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Discordia Magna, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
  • : Following new legislation in Discordia Magna, even God cannot save you in Discordia Magna.
  • : Following new legislation in Discordia Magna, veterans are directed into environmental cleanup operations.
  • : Following new legislation in Discordia Magna, Supreme Leader Humperdink V's reputation is hard as nails.
  • : Following new legislation in Discordia Magna, streaming video is considered to be a myth by most citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Discordia Magna, cat memes without alt text are now illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Discordia Magna, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery.

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