The Republic of Disco lands is a small, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 29 million Disco landsians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.7%.

The strong Disco landsian economy, worth 1.53 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 52,685 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

A life spent suffering in silence is considered noble, parents who refuse to vaccinate their children are given a short jail sentence, the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property, and critical thinking is grounds for expulsion from university. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Disco lands's national animal is the 9000 pound cat, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Disco lands is ranked 177,711^th in the world and 12^th in The Village Charter School for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 98.23 Tourists Per Hour.