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Disco Empire

Population24.711 billion

CapitalHeartland
LeaderHead of Council Blackadder

Currencygroove
Animaldisco duck

The Dominion of Disco Empire is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Head of Council Blackadder with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, unlimited-speed roads, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 24.711 billion Disco Empireans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heartland. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Disco Empirean economy, worth an astonishing 12,962 trillion grooves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is a breathtaking 524,546 grooves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The disco duck is protected from hunting and slowly coming back from the brink of extinction, movies depict muscle-bound women kicking down a titanium door to carry hysterical men to safety, Head of Council Blackadder's opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman, and commemoration of the Great Federation of Planets Headquarters War costs almost as much as the war itself. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Disco Empire's national animal is the disco duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Disco Empire is ranked 108,162nd in the world and 1st in Federation of Planets Headquarters for Most Authoritarian, with 669.91 milliStalins.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,441stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,122ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,239thMost Patriotic: 3,344thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,676thLargest Populations: 4,837thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,193rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,175thMost Influential: 10,839thTop
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Most Income Equality: 13,160thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,586thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,951stMost Stationary: 19,831stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 22,819th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Disco Empire, commemoration of the Great Federation of Planets Headquarters War costs almost as much as the war itself.
  • : Following new legislation in Disco Empire, Head of Council Blackadder's opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman.
  • : Following new legislation in Disco Empire, movies depict muscle-bound women kicking down a titanium door to carry hysterical men to safety.
  • : Following new legislation in Disco Empire, the disco duck is protected from hunting and slowly coming back from the brink of extinction.
  • : Following new legislation in Disco Empire, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms.
  • : Following new legislation in Disco Empire, the delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer.
  • : Following new legislation in Disco Empire, jollity-related fatalities are on the increase.
  • : Following new legislation in Disco Empire, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves.
  • : Following new legislation in Disco Empire, the government offers gay men mildly offensive tips on how to pass as straight.
  • : Following new legislation in Disco Empire, the traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face.

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