The Dominion of Disco Empire is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Head of Council Blackadder with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 27.798 billion Disco Empireans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heartland. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Disco Empirean economy, worth an astonishing 14,647 trillion grooves a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 526,911 grooves, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air, lobbyists are trying to convince government to recategorize most natural disasters as "non-critical naturogenic inconveniences", the government has pledged that not one drop of its citizens' blood will be spilt, and the request to "give us our daily bread" can only be fulfilled six days out of seven. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Disco Empire's national animal is the disco duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Disco Empire is ranked 738^th in the world and 2^nd in Federation of Planets Headquarters for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 16,557.89 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.