The Republic of Dis7Nation is a massive, genial nation, notable for its soft-spoken computers, avowedly heterosexual populace, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, devout population of 1.289 billion Dis7Nationians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 68.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Dis7Nationian economy, worth 66.7 trillion DisNs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 51,760 DisNs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Homosexuality is a crime punishable by death, parents who reward their teens' chores with concert tickets are charged with illegal reselling, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, and the government confiscates candy from babies for 'the greater good' of the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dis7Nation's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dis7Nation is ranked 5,426^th in the world and 177^th in the South Pacific for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 80.09 Workforce Participation Rate.