The Republic of Dis7Nation is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, zero percent divorce rate, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, devout population of 1.781 billion Dis7Nationians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Dis7Nationian economy, worth 94.5 trillion DisNs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 53,038 DisNs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parents who reward their teens' chores with concert tickets are charged with illegal reselling, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, the government confiscates candy from babies for 'the greater good' of the nation, and the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dis7Nation's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dis7Nation is ranked 28,732^nd in the world and 936^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,564.05 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.