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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,217thMost Conservative: 9,661stMost Authoritarian: 11,667th
The Free Land of
Iron Fist Consumerists
The metal rusts, you will too.
Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Dirrustenomiz

Population248 million

CurrencyKeem
AnimalStarfish

The Free Land of Dirrustenomiz is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 248 million Dirrustenomizans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.4%.

The Dirrustenomizan economy, worth 12.9 trillion Keems a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Information Technology. Average income is 52,141 Keems, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 150,172 per year while the poor average 14,378, a ratio of 10.4 to 1.

The nation was recently voted "most likely to betray its allies", international collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through Dirrustenomiz, preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime, and arbitration is mightier than the sword. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dirrustenomiz's national animal is the Starfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Dirrustenomiz is ranked 85,280th in the world and 4th in Pursonium for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,404.97 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Top
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,217thTop
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Most Conservative: 9,661stMost Authoritarian: 11,667thMost Ignorant Citizens: 11,889th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dirrustenomiz's influence in Pursonium rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Dirrustenomiz's influence in Pursonium rose from "Dealmaker" to "Enforcer".
  • : Dirrustenomiz's influence in Pursonium fell from "Enforcer" to "Dealmaker".
  • : Dirrustenomiz's influence in Pursonium rose from "Dealmaker" to "Enforcer".
  • : Following new legislation in Dirrustenomiz, arbitration is mightier than the sword.
  • : Following new legislation in Dirrustenomiz, preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime.
  • : Following new legislation in Dirrustenomiz, international collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through Dirrustenomiz.
  • : Following new legislation in Dirrustenomiz, the nation was recently voted "most likely to betray its allies".
  • : Following new legislation in Dirrustenomiz, homosexuality is a crime punishable by death.
  • : Dirrustenomiz's influence in Pursonium rose from "Instigator" to "Dealmaker".

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