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Largest Publishing Industry: 229thMost Subsidized Industry: 238thMost Rebellious Youth: 307th
The Amazing Talents of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
I'm A Big Bright Shining Star
Influence
Superpower
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Civil Rights
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Dirk Diggler

Population18.258 billion

CapitalLos Angeles
LeaderEddie Adams
FaithThe Adult Film Industry

Currencydollar
Animaldonky

The Amazing Talents of Dirk Diggler is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Eddie Adams with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, complete lack of prisons, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 18.258 billion Dirk Digglerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Los Angeles. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Dirk Digglerian economy, worth a remarkable 5,673 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Gambling, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 310,746 dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,862,807 per year while the poor average 23,499, a ratio of 79.3 to 1.

Sales of trenchcoats are on the rise, Jennifer Government is a bestseller, the children of Dirk Diggler are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, and all recreational drugs are legal. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dirk Diggler's national animal is the donky, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Adult Film Industry.

Dirk Diggler is ranked 242,093rd in the world and 2nd in Boogie Nights for Lowest Crime Rates, with 3.85 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 229thMost Subsidized Industry: 238thMost Rebellious Youth: 307thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 373rdMost Advanced Public Education: 387thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 422ndLargest Gambling Industry: 492ndLargest Black Market: 554thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 591stMost Advanced Public Transport: 745thHighest Crime Rates: 895thMost Cultured: 964thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,022ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,188thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,230thHighest Economic Output: 1,782ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,947thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,014thSmartest Citizens: 2,076thMost Developed: 2,088thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,116thHighest Food Quality: 2,138thLargest Governments: 2,201stTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,637thHealthiest Citizens: 3,072ndLongest Average Lifespans: 3,537thLargest Retail Industry: 3,747thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,337thNudest: 4,353rdRudest Citizens: 4,908thBest Weather: 5,962ndMost Inclusive: 7,811thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,019thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,319thLargest Populations: 11,284thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 13,044thMost Armed: 14,071stNicest Citizens: 15,000thMost Secular: 15,145thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 19,584thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 20,836thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21,390thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,813thHighest Drug Use: 22,761st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, all recreational drugs are legal.
  • : Dirk Diggler was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, the children of Dirk Diggler are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.
  • : Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, Jennifer Government is a bestseller.
  • : Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, sales of trenchcoats are on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, hundreds of sailors ride the good ship Eddie Adams day after day.
  • : Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students.
  • : Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm.
  • : Dirk Diggler was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Dirk Diggler's influence in Boogie Nights rose from "Power" to "Superpower".

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