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Most Subsidized Industry: 146th Most Rebellious Youth: 291st Largest Publishing Industry: 303rd
The Amazing Talents of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
I'm A Big Bright Shining Star
Influence
Hegemony
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Dirk Diggler

Population11.821 billion

CapitalLos Angeles
LeaderEddie Adams
FaithThe Adult Film Industry

Currencydollar
Animaldonky

The Amazing Talents of Dirk Diggler is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Eddie Adams with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, infamous sell-swords, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 11.821 billion Dirk Digglerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Los Angeles. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Dirk Digglerian economy, worth a remarkable 3,353 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Gambling, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 283,683 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 913,890 per year while the poor average 66,647, a ratio of 13.7 to 1.

It is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, the realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, and anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dirk Diggler's national animal is the donky, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Adult Film Industry.

Dirk Diggler is ranked 149,539th in the world and 3rd in Boogie Nights for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 16.92 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

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1%
Most Subsidized Industry: 146thMost Rebellious Youth: 291stLargest Publishing Industry: 303rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 338thLargest Black Market: 340thMost Advanced Public Education: 382ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 413thMost Cultured: 751stHighest Crime Rates: 784thMost Developed: 786thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,015thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,051stLongest Average Lifespans: 1,123rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,250thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,312thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,377thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,592ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,626thTop
5%
Smartest Citizens: 1,711thLargest Governments: 1,856thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,920thHealthiest Citizens: 2,178thHighest Economic Output: 2,245thRudest Citizens: 2,360thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,512thMost Efficient Economies: 2,525thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,569thLargest Retail Industry: 2,916thNudest: 4,110thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,363rdBest Weather: 4,378thMost Secular: 5,301stMost Armed: 5,792ndMost Inclusive: 7,260thTop
10%
Largest Populations: 11,191stMost Corrupt Governments: 13,362ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,046thMost Influential: 16,681st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dirk Diggler's influence in Boogie Nights fell from "Hermit" to "Hegemony".
  • : Dirk Diggler was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified.
  • : Dirk Diggler was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead and the Top 10% for Most Zombified.
  • : Dirk Diggler was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 10% for Most Survivors.
  • : Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
  • : Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants.
  • : Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, the realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars.
  • : Following new legislation in Dirk Diggler, burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms.

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