Population | 4.061 billion |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | NPS |
The Republic of Dinosaur NM- is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its deadly medical pandemics, parental licensing program, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.061 billion Dinosaur NM-ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 85.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Dinosaur NM-ian economy, worth 577 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 142,276 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Government agents are triangulating the position of the rainbow's end for the purposes of gold acquisition, politicians are often seen drinking soft drinks at the end of every public address, garden stores are not allowed to sell water butts, and therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dinosaur NM-'s national animal is the NPS, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Dinosaur NM- is ranked 129,674th in the world and 61st in National Monuments of America for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 2,414.21 on the Hickory Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Dinosaur NM-, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads.
- : Following new legislation in Dinosaur NM-, garden stores are not allowed to sell water butts.
- : Following new legislation in Dinosaur NM-, politicians are often seen drinking soft drinks at the end of every public address.
- : Following new legislation in Dinosaur NM-, government agents are triangulating the position of the rainbow's end for the purposes of gold acquisition.
- : Following new legislation in Dinosaur NM-, the roar of the Niagara 3000 mega-loo can be heard several blocks away.
- : Following new legislation in Dinosaur NM-, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions.
- : Following new legislation in Dinosaur NM-, bus shelters seem to be designed to let rain in.
- : Following new legislation in Dinosaur NM-, shoppers insist that instruction labels exempt their purchases from VAT.
- : Following new legislation in Dinosaur NM-, thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break.
- : Following new legislation in Dinosaur NM-, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing.