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Most Influential: 5,047thMost Armed: 5,599thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,252nd
The Deputy AG Emeritus of
Capitalist Paradise
la vita può essere temporanea, ma la libertà è per semp
President Frank Woolf
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population6.599 billion

CapitalDinoium City
LeaderPresident Frank Woolf


The Deputy AG Emeritus of Dinoium is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Frank Woolf with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.599 billion Dinoiumians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dinoium City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.0%.

The powerhouse Dinoiumian economy, worth 570 trillion Dinmarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 86,433 Dinmarks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 420,030 per year while the poor average 10,272, a ratio of 40.9 to 1.

One can walk from one side of Dinoium City to the other without setting foot on Dinoiumian soil, matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold, the government tries not to listen to the people unless it absolutely has to, and students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dinoium's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Flemingovianism.

Dinoium is ranked 156,899th in the world and 6,758th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -97.01 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Influential: 5,047thMost Armed: 5,599thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,252ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,428thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,542ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,397thMost Devout: 15,688thMost Pro-Market: 17,075thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 17,669thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,617thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,161stLargest Black Market: 20,611th
Most Armed: 198th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 296th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 312th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 317th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 324th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 576th in the regionLargest Black Market: 654th in the regionMost Devout: 662nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 732nd in the regionLargest Populations: 795th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 867th in the region

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