by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,761st Most Armed: 2,833rd Most Influential: 3,714th
The Commonwealth of
Capitalist Paradise
la vita può essere temporanea, ma la libertà è per semp
President Frank Woolf
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population4.262 billion

CapitalDinoium City
LeaderPresident Frank Woolf


The Commonwealth of Dinoium is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Frank Woolf with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.262 billion Dinoiumians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dinoium City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.7%.

The powerhouse Dinoiumian economy, worth 367 trillion Dinmarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 86,310 Dinmarks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 433,063 per year while the poor average 9,637, a ratio of 44.9 to 1.

Citizens have a tough time telling the difference between jeans and genes, voters must frequently select what they view as the lesser of two evils on the ballot, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', and road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dinoium's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Flemingovianism.

Dinoium is ranked 118,676th in the world and 5,607th in The North Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 32.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,761stMost Armed: 2,833rdMost Influential: 3,714thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,812thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,820thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,481stMost Pro-Market: 9,233rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,031stMost Devout: 12,503rdLargest Insurance Industry: 14,358th
Most Armed: 104th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 205th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 221st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 296th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 307th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 439th in the regionLargest Black Market: 444th in the regionMost Devout: 607th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 691st in the region

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