by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,201stMost Armed: 6,486thMost Influential: 7,287th
The Benevolence of
Capitalist Paradise
One may smile, and smile, and be a villain
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population8.452 billion

CapitalDinoium City
LeaderPresident Frank Woolf


The Benevolence of Dinoium is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Frank Woolf with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, flagrant waste-dumping, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 8.452 billion Dinoiumians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dinoium City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.1%.

The powerhouse Dinoiumian economy, worth 733 trillion Dinmarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is 86,841 Dinmarks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 428,231 per year while the poor average 10,033, a ratio of 42.7 to 1.

Grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, life is short but human kindness is endless, and human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dinoium's national animal is the Wolf, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Flemingovianism.

Dinoium is ranked 6,486th in the world and 234th in The North Pacific for Most Armed, with 10.61 Weapons Per Person.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,201stTop
Most Armed: 6,486thMost Influential: 7,287thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,632ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,906thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 15,241stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,618thMost Devout: 17,490thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,799thLargest Insurance Industry: 19,167thMost Pro-Market: 20,232ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 21,256thMost Cultured: 21,746th
Most Armed: 234th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 313th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 318th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 360th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 362nd in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 699th in the regionMost Devout: 740th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 764th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 786th in the regionLargest Populations: 791st in the regionLargest Black Market: 849th in the region

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