Population | 34.784 billion |
Capital | Celeb |
Leader | the Great Jonathan Schell |
Faith | orthodox hedonism |
Currency | Bong |
Animal | character server |
The Nomadic Peoples of Dinner Theatre Actors is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Great Jonathan Schell with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 34.784 billion Dinner Theatre Actors enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The large government prioritizes Education, although Social Policy, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Celeb. The average income tax rate is 93.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Dinner Theatre Actor economy, worth a remarkable 6,027 trillion Bongs a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 173,272 Bongs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves, cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park, cyclists spend more time unlocking their bicycles than they do cycling, and the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods". Crime is totally unknown. Dinner Theatre Actors's national animal is the character server, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is orthodox hedonism.
Dinner Theatre Actors is ranked 2,647th in the world and 1st in Woodstock for Most Stationary, with 3,876.70585224 days.
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Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Dinner Theatre Actors was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : Dinner Theatre Actors was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
- : Dinner Theatre Actors was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
- : Following new legislation in Dinner Theatre Actors, the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods".
- : Following new legislation in Dinner Theatre Actors, cyclists spend more time unlocking their bicycles than they do cycling.
- : Dinner Theatre Actors was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
- : Dinner Theatre Actors was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
- : The Empire of Jimmy H was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Dinner Theatre Actors, killing 8 million zombies.
- : The Empire of Jimmy H was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Dinner Theatre Actors, killing 6 million zombies.
- : The Empire of Jimmy H was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Dinner Theatre Actors, killing 13 million zombies and restoring to an undecided nation!