The Dimwits of Dingusville2 is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Dingus the 73rd with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 1.933 billion Dingusvillians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of oh sh*t. The average income tax rate is 86.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Dingusville2ian economy, worth 148 trillion Misplaced Landmines a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 76,576 Misplaced Landmines, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government programs are less "written" and more "plagiarised", the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", and there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dingusville2's national animal is the Eldritch Beast, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Stupidity.

Dingusville2 is ranked 28,141^st in the world and 35^th in Chicken overlords for Lowest Crime Rates, with 86.43 law-abiding acts per hour.