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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,194th Largest Welfare Programs: 7,052nd Safest: 8,026th
The Despair-Filled Wonderland of
Democratic Socialists
Screw the rules, I have money!
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Dingle Dangit Grandpa Rumpus

Population3.098 billion

CapitalHope's Peak City

Animalbipolar bear

The Despair-Filled Wonderland of Dingle Dangit Grandpa Rumpus is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.098 billion Dingle Dangit Grandpa Rumpusians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hope's Peak City. The average income tax rate is 70.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dingle Dangit Grandpa Rumpusian economy, worth 332 trillion Monocoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 107,391 Monocoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children, it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers, the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers, and the nation's coasts have been left unprotected while the entire navy sits in Brasilistani waters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dingle Dangit Grandpa Rumpus's national animal is the bipolar bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dingle Dangit Grandpa Rumpus is ranked 17,387th in the world and 58th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 98.09 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,194thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,052ndSafest: 8,026thTop
Most Pacifist: 9,575thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,004thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,293rdMost Secular: 10,725thMost Inclusive: 10,890thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,632ndMost Developed: 11,981stLeast Corrupt Governments: 12,014thHighest Drug Use: 12,717thNicest Citizens: 12,762ndMost Subsidized Industry: 13,239thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,003rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,089thMost Cultured: 15,770thSmartest Citizens: 15,947thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,994thMost Efficient Economies: 17,387th

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