The Socialist Directorate of Dindrenzi is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by First Speaker Nibin Oxa with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The compassionate, cheerful population of 12.32 billion Dindrenzians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the planet Dindrenzi II. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Dindrenzian economy, worth a remarkable 3,364 trillion Cubits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 273,088 Cubits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country, extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals, male politicians lose their jobs for staring too long at their female counterparts, and obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals. Crime is totally unknown. Dindrenzi's national animal is the Mudlark, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Dindrenzi is ranked 219,045^th in the world and 991^st in The Communist Bloc for Rudest Citizens, with 4.82 Insults Per Minute.