The Socialist Autocracy of Dindrenzi is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Premier Nawwaara el-Yamin with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory vegetarianism, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 17.978 billion Dindrenzians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Argus. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Dindrenzian economy, worth a remarkable 5,265 trillion Cubits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an amazing 292,858 Cubits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons, betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant, most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade, and modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes. Crime is totally unknown. Dindrenzi's national animal is the Mudlark, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Dindrenzi is ranked 317^th in the world and 4^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 220.15 law-abiding acts per hour.