The Republic of Dimech is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Rhys with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 963 million Dimechians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mosta. The average income tax rate is 78.4%.

The powerhouse Dimechian economy, worth 85.0 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 88,258 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally, the only position a woman can hold is baby-maker, and gay men commonly complain about their time of the month. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dimech's national animal is the Dimechian Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dimech is ranked 195,706^th in the world and 8,035^th in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -5.1 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.