The People's Republic of Dilwyn is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Lucy Alman with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.788 billion Dilwynians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dylemin. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Dilwynian economy, worth a remarkable 1,730 trillion guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 254,882 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated, escalators are avoided at all costs, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, and there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Dilwyn's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Dilwyn is ranked 314,358th in the world and 446th in Refugia for Most Primitive, scoring -797.25 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Dilwyn, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality.
- : Following new legislation in Dilwyn, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls.
- : Following new legislation in Dilwyn, escalators are avoided at all costs.
- : Following new legislation in Dilwyn, arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated.
- : Following new legislation in Dilwyn, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
- : Following new legislation in Dilwyn, old people living in plastic bubbles complain about a new type of social isolation.
- : Following new legislation in Dilwyn, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims.
- : Following new legislation in Dilwyn, multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy".
- : Following new legislation in Dilwyn, the official Dilwynian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child.
- : Following new legislation in Dilwyn, Lucy Alman is too busy listening to praise to get any work done.
