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Least Corrupt Governments: 455thMost Compassionate Citizens: 461stMost Pacifist: 475th
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Dilwyn

Population6.788 billion

CapitalDylemin
LeaderLucy Alman

Currencyguilder
Animalelephant

The People's Republic of Dilwyn is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Lucy Alman with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.788 billion Dilwynians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dylemin. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Dilwynian economy, worth a remarkable 1,730 trillion guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 254,882 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated, escalators are avoided at all costs, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, and there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Dilwyn's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dilwyn is ranked 314,358th in the world and 446th in Refugia for Most Primitive, scoring -797.25 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 455thMost Compassionate Citizens: 461stMost Pacifist: 475thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 493rdNicest Citizens: 500thMost Inclusive: 595thSafest: 670thHighest Food Quality: 788thSmartest Citizens: 883rdMost Advanced Public Education: 910thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 996thMost Secular: 1,025thMost Developed: 1,096thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,179thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,187thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,203rdLargest Welfare Programs: 1,220thHealthiest Citizens: 1,225thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,258thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,288thLargest Governments: 1,288thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,425thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,537thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,539thMost Cultured: 1,667thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,746thLowest Crime Rates: 1,810thBest Weather: 1,868thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,986thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,051stMost Efficient Economies: 2,694thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,759thHighest Average Incomes: 5,214thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,248thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,776thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 16,875thNudest: 20,910thMost Influential: 25,214thMost Income Equality: 28,993rdLargest Retail Industry: 31,145th
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Smartest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionSafest: 6th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionNicest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionMost Pacifist: 9th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 10th in the regionMost Developed: 10th in the regionMost Cultured: 11th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 12th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 12th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15th in the regionMost Stationary: 19th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 19th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 23rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 24th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 25th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 26th in the regionNudest: 27th in the regionBest Weather: 27th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 29th in the regionMost Politically Free: 30th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 36th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 42nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dilwyn, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality.
  • : Following new legislation in Dilwyn, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls.
  • : Following new legislation in Dilwyn, escalators are avoided at all costs.
  • : Following new legislation in Dilwyn, arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated.
  • : Following new legislation in Dilwyn, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
  • : Following new legislation in Dilwyn, old people living in plastic bubbles complain about a new type of social isolation.
  • : Following new legislation in Dilwyn, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims.
  • : Following new legislation in Dilwyn, multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Dilwyn, the official Dilwynian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child.
  • : Following new legislation in Dilwyn, Lucy Alman is too busy listening to praise to get any work done.

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