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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 982nd Most Influential: 2,128th Highest Crime Rates: 3,506th
The Rogue Nation of
Left-Leaning College State
I am the liquor
Dill Scott-Heron
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Dillhole Land

Population850 million

LeaderDill Scott-Heron


The Rogue Nation of Dillhole Land is a huge, socially progressive nation, ruled by Dill Scott-Heron with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, unlimited-speed roads, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 850 million Dillholians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dillmark. The average income tax rate is 47.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Dillhole Landian economy, worth 39.8 trillion Dills a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 46,777 Dills, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, there's never a spare chair in the retirement home, every workday begins with group therapy, and people talk about things being better when men were men. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dillhole Land's national animal is the Woodpecker, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Dillhole Land is ranked 153,310th in the world and 8,214th in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -8.77 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 982ndTop
Most Influential: 2,128thHighest Crime Rates: 3,506thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,459thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,266thMost Devout: 7,431stMost Armed: 7,824thTop
Most Inclusive: 10,433rdMost Cultured: 11,603rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,872ndNicest Citizens: 12,662ndMost Beautiful Environments: 13,683rdLargest Publishing Industry: 14,265thNudest: 15,145thBest Weather: 15,327thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,790th
Highest Crime Rates: 131st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 215th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 302nd in the regionMost Armed: 308th in the regionMost Devout: 313th in the regionTop
Nudest: 531st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 570th in the regionMost Cultured: 579th in the regionMost Inclusive: 621st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 706th in the regionNicest Citizens: 725th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 735th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 754th in the regionLargest Black Market: 758th in the regionMost Influential: 758th in the regionBest Weather: 835th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 887th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dillhole Land was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Dillhole Land, people talk about things being better when men were men.
  • : Following new legislation in Dillhole Land, every workday begins with group therapy.
  • : Following new legislation in Dillhole Land, there's never a spare chair in the retirement home.
  • : Following new legislation in Dillhole Land, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration.
  • : Following new legislation in Dillhole Land, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.
  • : Dillhole Land was endorsed by The Sawtooth Badlands of The Black Cathedral.
  • : Following new legislation in Dillhole Land, factories grind to a halt every time there is an election.
  • : Following new legislation in Dillhole Land, the government is a clear-cut case of tyranny by majority.
  • : Dillhole Land was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 158 » Corfad, Cloydicia, The Rhein States, Omnistria, Alunya, Sinelona, Siwale, Tranquillitas Ingenii, Territorio di Nessuno, Newpromisedland, Shin-Hachioji, El Fiji Grande, Shadowrik, Bearical, Yaorozu, Great Bights Mum, Kwaj, Notyoutopia, Kanerland, Koda-Land, Australiland, Spartoptia, Ainsworth, Selfgradatude, Outer Egorniand, Joodey, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Shibutani, Malta Comino Gozo, Sundred, General COE, Dreadton, Federation Terra Australis, Unsophisticate, New Trisone, Lunallian, Ozstan, Uganda Knuckles UK, Ninjak30, Napnomadia, Sunto, Vincone Cae, Steraz, Bayern-Straubing, The United States of Romania, Kasazzastan, THX1138, New Bremerton, Guer Aike, Sheldanada, and 108 others.New Pruessen, Frances Francis the First of France, Pallaith, Diodone, Dar es Saalam, Ka Ching, Black Templares, The Sinclarian Provinces, COCONUT-CITY, Pasargad, Atain, Ostrinios, United Draconia, AltanUrag, North Bratislava, Wineclaw, SillyString, The Pantheons, Buckerino, Justanistan, Holy Oranz, Zemnaya Svoboda, PlanetPunk, Suicidistan, Ara Antrizuls, Ethnon, Sil Dorsett, Maott, Wilkshire, Amauri, National Goats, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Niradans, The Iron Lions, Q w e r t y, Votak Matim, Egalico, Ofemerica, Solmetria, Acrabinnia, Tappan Hills, Torakuen, Sakaryata, Warsaw-Halicz, Divine Eulogy, Jasminlandia, Guslantis, Sanjurika, Kirostan, Kyrianian, Saturns Edge, The Notorious Mad Jack, Novare Res, Racoda, Ibiscaton, Norostilors, Misuvelia, Noiah, Peldorn, Plangainer, Steampunk Ariel, Trillius, Haor Chall, Marijuana Haven, Pleroma Sans Romans, Tsardom of Leonlandia, Xandarnia, Unimaginable Doom, Durgron, Astronomical, Norepinephrine, Lost Staria, Ejhsa, Victoriaans Nederlands, Valhalla123, Amerian States, Senkaiboashi, Rkainjel, Seidr Wyrd, Liberum Mundi, Far Easter Republic, Apetopia, Coprianus, Lomjia, Aratani, Nakayo, 1 very fast endotarter, Yummy Blubber, Ikea Rike, Thiammyalllaland, Free Azzaca, Miruma, Yalkan, Moubarakistan, Kingdom of Destsky, Vikingiarchy, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Castle Federation, Noahs Second Country, Former English Colony, Helia Geopes, Vernest Quill, Conservadoria, Loutsland, North Altatude, Test for a new hope, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, and The Black Cathedral.

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