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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,990th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,749th Most Beautiful Environments: 9,353rd
The Tito Empire of
Father Knows Best State
When surfers don't ride, potatoes ain't fried.
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Population9.708 billion

LeaderTito the all mighty Cook


The Tito Empire of Dijifuji is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Tito the all mighty Cook with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, smutty television, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 9.708 billion Fujians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Titostantinople. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.3%.

The powerhouse Dijifujian economy, worth 698 trillion Fujis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is 71,970 Fujis, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Tax assessment offices double as polling stations, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song, public intoxication has decreased ever since fraternities were banned, and acrimonious legal battles result during divorce proceedings. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dijifuji's national animal is the Timu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dijifuji is ranked 97,474th in the world and 3,551st in Lazarus for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 281.95 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,990thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,749thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 9,353rdBest Weather: 9,874thMost Devout: 10,574thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,499thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,638thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,947thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,322ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,796thMost Cultured: 16,134thLargest Populations: 16,767th
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 350th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 408th in the regionBest Weather: 425th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 470th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 479th in the regionMost Devout: 486th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dijifuji's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Dijifuji's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Dijifuji was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement and the Top 10% for Highest Economic Output, Most Cultured, Most Advanced Public Transport, and Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Dijifuji altered its national flag.
  • : Dijifuji was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Dijifuji ceased to exist in Balder.
  • : Dijifuji's influence in Balder rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Dijifuji's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Dijifuji's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Dijifuji's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".


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