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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,421stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,762ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,426th
The United States of
Father Knows Best State
You Can't Stop Progress
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Dignic Freuraternia

Population2.684 billion

CapitalLutherville
LeaderGreat Leader
FaithCatholicism

Currencydollar
Animalsquirrel

The United States of Dignic Freuraternia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Great Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, fear of technology, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.684 billion Dignic Freuraternians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lutherville. The average income tax rate is 80.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dignic Freuraternian economy, worth 331 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Furniture Restoration, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 123,329 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Students cut up leftover dollars during Arts and Crafts, childhood friends of Great Leader are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense, parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife, and all artwork is carefully screened for offensive material. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dignic Freuraternia's national animal is the squirrel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Dignic Freuraternia is ranked 212,461st in the world and 6,853rd in the South Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 15 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,421stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,762ndTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,426thMost Influential: 2,885thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,910thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,108thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,858thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,114thLargest Black Market: 5,009thMost Devout: 5,037thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,494thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,111thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,911thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,188thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 12,145thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,716thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15,203rdMost Avoided: 16,872ndMost Efficient Economies: 16,964thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,581stHighest Average Incomes: 22,278thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,393rdHighest Drug Use: 23,274th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 45th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 69th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 99th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 139th in the regionMost Devout: 153rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 176th in the regionLargest Black Market: 195th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 196th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 207th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 208th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 261st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 290th in the regionMost Influential: 356th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 391st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 403rd in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 440th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 451st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 496th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 529th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 586th in the regionMost Avoided: 646th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 668th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 737th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 738th in the regionLargest Governments: 753rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dignic Freuraternia, all artwork is carefully screened for offensive material.
  • : Following new legislation in Dignic Freuraternia, parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife.
  • : Following new legislation in Dignic Freuraternia, childhood friends of Great Leader are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense.
  • : Following new legislation in Dignic Freuraternia, students cut up leftover dollars during Arts and Crafts.
  • : Dignic Freuraternia was endorsed by The Commonwealth of The Langburn Islands.
  • : Following new legislation in Dignic Freuraternia, foreigners are treated with great suspicion.
  • : Following new legislation in Dignic Freuraternia, male celebrity chefs are laughed at for their lack of manliness.
  • : Following new legislation in Dignic Freuraternia, concussed squirrelball players cannot remember their lineup position.
  • : Following new legislation in Dignic Freuraternia, crop circles are intently studied by investigators with questionable merits.
  • : Dignic Freuraternia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Avoided.

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