The Republic of Digitotuo is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Parliament with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.529 billion Digitotuoans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Federal Canton. The average income tax rate is 68.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Digitotuoan economy, worth 168 trillion marks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 66,758 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Chekhov's guns are killing the entertainment budget, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, practising saying 'how now brown cow' is an essential part of holiday planning, and protestors are soaking piles of marks in blood to make a point about government incomes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Digitotuo's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Digitotuo is ranked 164,003^rd in the world and 214^th in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -2.65 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.