The Constitutional Monarchy of Diets is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mark-Rutte of Liberal with an even hand, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.433 billion Dietsians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Waering. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dietsian economy, worth 424 trillion Folders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is 95,800 Folders, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mark-Rutte of Liberal spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace', flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys, and the government's economic policy can be summed up as "Abort, Retry, Fail?". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Diets's national animal is the Short-haired Dietsen, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Franxxism.

Diets is ranked 259,191^st in the world and 1,083^rd in Europe for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.73 crimes per hour.