The Constitutional Monarchy of Diets is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Mark-Rutte of Liberal with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 3.031 billion Dietsians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Waering. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dietsian economy, worth 268 trillion Folders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 88,682 Folders, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers, there is a heavy social stigma attached to e-cigarettes, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law, and it's been a banner year for local vexillology. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Diets's national animal is the Short-haired Dietsen, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Franxxism.

Diets is ranked 12,257^th in the world and 202^nd in Europe for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 9,692.68 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.