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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,281stLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,802ndLargest Publishing Industry: 5,980th
The Hyperactive Ions of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Equality and Democracy for all
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Dieselvania

Population7.267 billion

CapitalDiesel City
LeaderPresident Diesel

Currencyyiutu
Animalnarwhal

The Hyperactive Ions of Dieselvania is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Diesel with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.267 billion Dieselvanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Diesel City. The average income tax rate is 66.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dieselvanian economy, worth 845 trillion yiutus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 116,369 yiutus, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, it's best not to ask what goes into Diesel City Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices, cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on President Diesel's desk, and doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dieselvania's national animal is the narwhal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Dieselvania is ranked 57,981st in the world and 1st in Alone for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 1.95 Bank.

Top
5%
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,281stLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,802ndLargest Publishing Industry: 5,980thSafest: 6,908thMost Inclusive: 9,550thHealthiest Citizens: 9,672ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,949thSmartest Citizens: 10,606thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,088thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,274thNicest Citizens: 11,733rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,837thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,984thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 12,277thLowest Crime Rates: 12,714thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,216thMost Pacifist: 14,632ndMost Developed: 14,745thMost Secular: 16,707thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,981stMost Income Equality: 19,468thHighest Economic Output: 21,649thMost Stationary: 22,436th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dieselvania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Dieselvania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Dieselvania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Dieselvania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : Dieselvania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : Dieselvania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Dieselvania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Dieselvania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : Dieselvania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Dieselvania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.

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