Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 14th Smartest Citizens: 19th Most Cultured: 26th
The Sleepy Floaty Isles of
Anarchy
These fists were made for punching!
a lonely baker
Regional Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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The Sleepy Floaty Isles of Dienes is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by a lonely baker with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, daily referendums, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 22.937 billion Dienesians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hope. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Dienesian economy, worth an astonishing 13,658 trillion Unicycles a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 595,488 Unicycles, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,329,719 per year while the poor average 103,692, a ratio of 22.5 to 1.

Pro-life activists often lecture pregnant women undergoing routine prenatal screening, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, and government buildings are being cleansed for anything that might have racist connotations. Crime is totally unknown. Dienes's national animal is the Teddy Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is watermelon juggling.

Dienes is ranked 33,701st in the world and 20th in Wysteria for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 4,041.3 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 14thSmartest Citizens: 19thMost Cultured: 26thLargest Publishing Industry: 28thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 44thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 54thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 64thMost Cheerful Citizens: 72ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 75thHighest Average Incomes: 78thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 89thHighest Economic Output: 103rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 113thLargest Retail Industry: 127thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 136thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 189thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 203rdRudest Citizens: 247thFattest Citizens: 263rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 341stLargest Information Technology Sector: 344thLargest Insurance Industry: 382ndLargest Gambling Industry: 412thLargest Mining Sector: 464thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 467thMost Rebellious Youth: 557thLargest Agricultural Sector: 876thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,051stMost Avoided: 1,076thTop
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Most Devout: 1,879thMost Efficient Economies: 1,912thLargest Populations: 2,319thLargest Governments: 2,541stMost Developed: 2,556thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,252ndMost Corrupt Governments: 3,432ndLargest Black Market: 5,430thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,492ndTop
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Most Politically Free: 10,011thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13,542ndNudest: 13,852ndLongest Average Lifespans: 14,090th
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Smartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionMost Politically Free: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 7th in the regionMost Devout: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dienes, government buildings are being cleansed for anything that might have racist connotations.
  • : Following new legislation in Dienes, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping.
  • : Following new legislation in Dienes, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.
  • : Following new legislation in Dienes, pro-life activists often lecture pregnant women undergoing routine prenatal screening.
  • : Following new legislation in Dienes, the logging industry is celebrating as tourists plaster Dienes with trees.
  • : Following new legislation in Dienes, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
  • : Following new legislation in Dienes, the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters.
  • : Following new legislation in Dienes, rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Dienes, customers who are not the epitome of politeness always find themselves at the back of the queue.
  • : Following new legislation in Dienes, the judicial branch is strongly influenced by major corporations.

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