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Most Armed: 1,134th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,191st Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,301st
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Die Alles Fabrik

Population2.338 billion

CapitalThe Iron Forge In The Heart of a Volcano
LeaderHead Tinkerer Veelboki Rezes Silverbolt

CurrencyElectrically Shocking Unit of milli-Amp
AnimalCruedly Make en Very Durable Animatronic

The Mechanized Super Planet of Die Alles Fabrik is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Head Tinkerer Veelboki Rezes Silverbolt with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.338 billion Tinkers are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Iron Forge In The Heart of a Volcano. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Tinkerer economy, worth 491 trillion Electrically Shocking Units of milli-Amp a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 210,014 Electrically Shocking Units of milli-Amp, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,030,560 per year while the poor average 24,495, a ratio of 42.1 to 1.

Chocolate in Die Alles Fabrik has its flavour enhanced by the salty tears of enslaved factory workers, electrocution deaths among computer technicians are at an all-time high, seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu', and immigrant herding has become a national pastime. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Die Alles Fabrik's national animal is the Cruedly Make en Very Durable Animatronic, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Die Alles Fabrik is ranked 159,013th in the world and 2,058th in Yuno for Most Primitive, scoring -536.11 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Armed: 1,134thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,191stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,301stTop
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Fattest Citizens: 1,784thMost Avoided: 1,979thLargest Retail Industry: 2,212thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,318thRudest Citizens: 2,446thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,790thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,958thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,036thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,414thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,012thLargest Mining Sector: 4,147thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,639thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,650thHighest Average Incomes: 4,926thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,466thHighest Crime Rates: 6,766thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,177thMost Secular: 7,535thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,583rdMost Corrupt Governments: 7,777thTop
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Largest Black Market: 8,976thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,993rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,022ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,299thMost Efficient Economies: 10,260thMost Pro-Market: 11,700thSmartest Citizens: 12,257thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,418thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,981stHighest Drug Use: 15,932ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,157th
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Most Armed: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 9th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 13th in the regionMost Inclusive: 13th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 14th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 14th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Black Market: 15th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 16th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 18th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 19th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 20th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 23rd in the regionLargest Governments: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 31st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 42nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 44th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 46th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 49th in the regionMost Secular: 50th in the regionMost Developed: 50th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 95th in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 158th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 166th in the regionLargest Populations: 185th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Die Alles Fabrik was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Crime Rates and the Top 10% for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Die Alles Fabrik, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
  • : Following new legislation in Die Alles Fabrik, seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu'.
  • : Following new legislation in Die Alles Fabrik, electrocution deaths among computer technicians are at an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Die Alles Fabrik, chocolate in Die Alles Fabrik has its flavour enhanced by the salty tears of enslaved factory workers.
  • : Following new legislation in Die Alles Fabrik, inheritance tax has recently been abolished.
  • : Die Alles Fabrik's influence in Yuno rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Die Alles Fabrik was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Die Alles Fabrik, surveillance cameras are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Die Alles Fabrik, Tinkerer police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests.

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