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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 906thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 914thMost Armed: 960th
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Die Alles Fabrik

Population5.047 billion

CapitalThe Iron Forge In The Heart of a Volcano
LeaderHead Tinkerer Veelboki Rezes Silverbolt

CurrencyElectrically Shocking Unit of milli-Amp
AnimalCruedly Make en Very Durable Animatronic

The Mechanized Super Planet of Die Alles Fabrik is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Head Tinkerer Veelboki Rezes Silverbolt with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5.047 billion Tinkers are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Iron Forge In The Heart of a Volcano. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Tinkerer economy, worth a remarkable 1,252 trillion Electrically Shocking Units of milli-Amp a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 248,254 Electrically Shocking Units of milli-Amp, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,509,837 per year while the poor average 18,114, a ratio of 83.3 to 1.

Politicians are often seen drinking soft drinks at the end of every public address, strange men lingering in offices distributing television sets is a basis for a system of government, studio executives abandon tragic stories of star-crossed lovers because "it's been done", and 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Die Alles Fabrik's national animal is the Cruedly Make en Very Durable Animatronic, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Die Alles Fabrik is ranked 1,309th in the world and 5th in Northern Ocean for Rudest Citizens, with 272.59 Insults Per Minute.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 906thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 914thMost Armed: 960thLargest Retail Industry: 1,084thFattest Citizens: 1,084thMost Avoided: 1,174thRudest Citizens: 1,309thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,386thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,473rdLargest Gambling Industry: 1,648thHighest Crime Rates: 1,959thMost Efficient Economies: 1,960thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,091stTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,243rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,484thLargest Mining Sector: 3,313thHighest Average Incomes: 3,459thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,229thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,746thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,766thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,936thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,975thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,523rdMost Corrupt Governments: 6,529thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,369thMost Secular: 7,402ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,728thLargest Black Market: 8,362ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,963rdTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 12,062ndSmartest Citizens: 12,321stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,590thHighest Economic Output: 13,346thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,894thLargest Governments: 14,457thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,392ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,549thMost Inclusive: 16,733rdMost Pro-Market: 20,272nd
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Die Alles Fabrik's influence in Northern Ocean rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Die Alles Fabrik was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • : Die Alles Fabrik was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Die Alles Fabrik, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners.
  • : Following new legislation in Die Alles Fabrik, studio executives abandon tragic stories of star-crossed lovers because "it's been done".
  • : Following new legislation in Die Alles Fabrik, strange men lingering in offices distributing television sets is a basis for a system of government.
  • : Following new legislation in Die Alles Fabrik, politicians are often seen drinking soft drinks at the end of every public address.
  • : Following new legislation in Die Alles Fabrik, sheep-like political loyalists repeat the mantra "one wheel bad, three wheels good".
  • : Die Alles Fabrik was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Die Alles Fabrik was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.

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