The германски Лига of Didlydoops is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Dragoje Živanovic with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, anti-smoking policies, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.58 billion Serbs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belgrade. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The enormous but sluggish Serbian economy, worth a remarkable 1,076 trillion Serbian dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 64,949 Serbian dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The tomato-covered corpses that decorate the nation's cities are a favourite amongst morbid tourists, the judicial branch is strongly influenced by the Communist Party, colonial subjects have Serbian culture shoved down their throats, and soldiers are "encouraged" to advance by armed officers behind them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Didlydoops's national animal is the didlydoop, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodox.

Didlydoops is ranked 3,691^st in the world and 1^st in Ayy lmao for Lowest Crime Rates, with 124.3 law-abiding acts per hour.