The Armed People's Republic of Dictator Trump is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Donald Trump with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, aversion to nipples, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.3 billion Dictator Trumpians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trump Tower. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Dictator Trumpian economy, worth a remarkable 1,158 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 218,610 dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,334,403 per year while the poor average 15,806, a ratio of 84.4 to 1.

Academics have a bone to pick with free market entrepreneurs, the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, and a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Dictator Trump's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Trumpism.

Dictator Trump is ranked 150,977^th in the world and 98^th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.06 law-abiding acts per hour.