The Kingdom of Dicremos is a large, genial nation, renowned for its frequent executions and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 88 million Dicremians enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 34.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Dicremian economy, worth 5.21 trillion Zaxlings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 59,201 Zaxlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure, the government funds large training centres to turn Onixaths into functioning members of society, and signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles. Crime is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Dicremos's national animal is the Onixath, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dicremos is ranked 39,757^th in the world and 13^th in Kerbals of the North for Most Beautiful Environments, with 727.43 pounds of wildlife per square mile.