The Federation of Diche Choklate is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Wilson with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.19 billion Diche Deerfenese live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Townsville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Choklatian economy, worth 476 trillion Cashmarks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 217,382 Cashmarks, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.
The tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, referenda are held for every conceivable government action, and a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Diche Choklate's national animal is the Alligator, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Canoism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Diche Choklate, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
- : Diche Choklate voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Antifa".
- : Following new legislation in Diche Choklate, referenda are held for every conceivable government action.
- : Diche Choklate voted against the World Assembly Resolution "On Tobacco and Electronic Cigarettes".
- : Following new legislation in Diche Choklate, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes.
- : Following new legislation in Diche Choklate, the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists.
- : Following new legislation in Diche Choklate, re-education centers are being added to most prisons.
- : Diche Choklate was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
- : Following new legislation in Diche Choklate, it is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again.
- : Following new legislation in Diche Choklate, torture is illegal.
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