The Federation of Diche Choklate is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Valencia with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, compulsory military service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.761 billion Diche Deerfenese enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.
The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Townsville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Choklatian economy, worth 661 trillion Cashmarks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 239,550 Cashmarks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 831,794 per year while the poor average 50,320, a ratio of 16.5 to 1.
School teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Diche Choklate, and politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Diche Choklate's national animal is the Alligator, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Canoism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Diche Choklate, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back.
- : Diche Choklate was endorsed by The Republic of Elder Realms.
- : Following new legislation in Diche Choklate, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Diche Choklate.
- : Following new legislation in Diche Choklate, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations.
- : Following new legislation in Diche Choklate, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students.
- : Diche Choklate was endorsed by The You're Adopted of Loli County.
- : Following new legislation in Diche Choklate, citizens sell their moldy bread as homemade penicillin.
- : Following new legislation in Diche Choklate, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries.
- : Following new legislation in Diche Choklate, fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism.
- : Following new legislation in Diche Choklate, children need to wear helmets and safety harnesses before mounting a carousel horse.
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