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Rudest Citizens: 199th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 278th Most Influential: 486th
The Federation of
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President Wilson
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Diche Choklate

Population2.19 billion

CapitalTownsville
LeaderPresident Wilson
FaithCanoism

CurrencyCashmark
AnimalAlligator

The Federation of Diche Choklate is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Wilson with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.19 billion Diche Deerfenese live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Townsville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Choklatian economy, worth 476 trillion Cashmarks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 217,382 Cashmarks, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

The tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, referenda are held for every conceivable government action, and a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Diche Choklate's national animal is the Alligator, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Canoism.

Diche Choklate is ranked 171,356th in the world and 9,002nd in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring -18.97 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Rudest Citizens: 199thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 278thMost Influential: 486thMost Armed: 776thHighest Crime Rates: 801stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 853rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,001stMost Avoided: 1,065thFattest Citizens: 1,073rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,102ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,300thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,471stTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,760thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,221stLargest Mining Sector: 2,839thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,541stHighest Drug Use: 3,582ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,841stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,849thHighest Average Incomes: 4,320thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,481stLargest Gambling Industry: 4,577thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,145thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,198thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,022ndLargest Publishing Industry: 8,058thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,119thTop
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Most Pro-Market: 9,600thMost Inclusive: 9,675thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,839thMost Efficient Economies: 10,135thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 10,280thMost Secular: 10,626thSmartest Citizens: 11,535thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,294thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,393rdMost Cultured: 13,949thMost Cheerful Citizens: 15,333rdHighest Poor Incomes: 16,589th
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Rudest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Armed: 25th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 26th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 28th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 30th in the regionMost Avoided: 31st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 31st in the regionFattest Citizens: 32nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 49th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 51st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 61st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 73rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 78th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 87th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 133rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 138th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 142nd in the regionMost Influential: 164th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 168th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 177th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 188th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 191st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 208th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 224th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 280th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 295th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 392nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 405th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 477th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 507th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 509th in the regionMost Secular: 544th in the regionMost Inclusive: 568th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 592nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 639th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 660th in the regionMost Cultured: 703rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 731st in the regionNudest: 817th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 857th in the regionLargest Black Market: 871st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 905th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Diche Choklate, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
  • : Diche Choklate voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Antifa".
  • : Following new legislation in Diche Choklate, referenda are held for every conceivable government action.
  • : Diche Choklate voted against the World Assembly Resolution "On Tobacco and Electronic Cigarettes".
  • : Following new legislation in Diche Choklate, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes.
  • : Following new legislation in Diche Choklate, the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Diche Choklate, re-education centers are being added to most prisons.
  • : Diche Choklate was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Following new legislation in Diche Choklate, it is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again.
  • : Following new legislation in Diche Choklate, torture is illegal.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 281 » East Supple Lund, Mzeusia, Corfad, Notyoutopia, Guyomartand, Gladio II, Universal State Formula, Shin-Hachioji, Yaorozu, Ka Ching, Phoronu, Atain, Great Bights Mum, Kwaj, Frances Francis the First of France, Wineclaw, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Bayern-Straubing, Agrauron, Zyvetskistaahn, Sunto, Holy Oranz, Territorio di Nessuno, Albacria, New Lakemba, PlanetPunk, Unimaginable Doom, Selfgradatude, Diodone, Buckerino, Shadowrik, Puczovska, The Syca, Antiyard, Siwale, Western Vapia, North Armatas, CrazyEmpire, Shibutani, Pallaith, Atheenos, United Government Of Corruption, The United Chase States, Q w e r t y, Ozstan, Californian Redwood, SillyString, The Bureaucratic Territories, Dutchyland, Kelvaros Prime, and 231 others.Esplandia, Venezuelia, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Kyoki Chudoku, Manticore utopia, BrightFutures, Karazan, Republic of Destiny, Necromonia, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, The Teddy, Yukti, New Phyrreus, Beastos, General COE, Neo-Philadelphia, Guslantis, Sil Dorsett, Calamazo, Free Culture, Govornia, Malta Comino Gozo, McMasterdonia, Malvad, THX1138, Moubarakistan, French Bananastan, Camarthen, Nord Botten, Painisia, Elevation, Felpolandia, SORT, Republic remmnant, Sea Ghost, Wooleystan, Joodey, Lower Nubia, Kolorland, Ice and Tinian, TerranulliuZ, Dicko, Alice Gardens, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Detrivania, Erwo Stal, Cinnibar, Amerian States, Sakaryata, Unsophisticate, Former English Colony, Marxist Luxembourg, Kundam, Koda-Land, Victoriaans Nederlands, Misuvelia, Kylesburgh, Maott, New Trisone, Empy, Avalon, Ainsworth, Jefffliu, Highton Islands, Pleroma Sans Romans, Ciri Pole, Nogori, Ausnakulia, Wunderstrafanstalt, Potatolandium, Soviet Terran, Cloydicia, Chukstik Illahi, The Gamer Party, Sylverland, Aroa, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Azzarel, Mecca-Switzerland, United States of Medford, Panama Coalition, Neo Hungarica, Lemonbiscuits, Apetopia, ZhangKeyesland, Boggovia, Tredano, United Draconia, New Echelon, Dadastan Archipelago, Racoda, Quranite, Kyrianian, Moose repupblic, Whereisthatistan, Chamocha, Sacrento, Suicidistan, Sanjurika, Malestedo, Zeternia, Ethnon, Sundred, One hundred castles, Dovena, Snoodum, Fizban, Hyperbanus, Amauri, The Democratic Republic of New Britain, The United States of Romania, Voznesheim, Wodan, Elvero, Avemterra, Kulgatha, Xentherida, El Fiji Grande, Abject Ludicrosity, American MapleStory, Arstungry, Abrickhouse, Democritus, Wilkshire, Yarecir, Amestris-Britannia, Kobagia, British Bayonet, The Iron Lions, Islamic Cali, The Black Cathedral, The Rhein States, The Pantheons, The Most Freedom Ever, New Bremerton, Lionia, Babacar, Tommatito, Copria, Minuda, Rosewood-, Tyroshh, New Pruessen, The Serdey Islands, Ostrinios, Scatologia, Spartoptia, New Chilokver, Newrun, United Kahndaq, Mercandia, Niradans, Fun time land of Fun, Krelvanz, Votak Matim, Texas States, Bojacks and Jills, North Bratislava, Oshonia, Sinelona, Lunallian, Piptaimerfulopia, Lotion Empire, National Goats, Uganda Knuckles UK, Vincone Cae, Atomic Industry Islands, Omnistria, Dreadton, Kasazzastan, Maovale, Gorlan Ruins, Papika, Machendel, Stat Artha, The Realm of Dorne, Daedric Stellar Empire, Dyrenell, Zumlandia, Democratu, Warsaw-Halicz, Federation Terra Australis, Guer Aike, Outer Egorniand, The Windmilluminati, Napnomadia, Sheldanada, Bearical, Kalimora Aire, United North American, Ninjak30, Australiland, Hong Kong Empire, Black Templares, Steraz, Overwhelming Regret, Militarized Algerstonia, Ara Antrizuls, The English Alliance, Torakuen, The South Falls, Ethereal Expanse, New Eleria, Dercia, Grobbillandia, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Pasargad, Fengate, COCONUT-CITY, INTEGRAL, Alunya, Bridgett, The Sinclarian Provinces, Justanistan, Ieprus, Zemnaya Svoboda, Renzic, 1 very fast endotarter, Toshavo III, Union of Austria-Hungary, Circenn, Ofemerica, Egalico, Solmetria, Tappan Hills, Divine Eulogy, Dogity, IsiMUd, Jasminlandia, Dar es Saalam, and Kirnea.

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