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Rudest Citizens: 198th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 292nd Most Influential: 541st
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Diche Choklate

Population2.761 billion

LeaderPresident Valencia


The Federation of Diche Choklate is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Valencia with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, compulsory military service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.761 billion Diche Deerfenese enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Townsville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Choklatian economy, worth 661 trillion Cashmarks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 239,550 Cashmarks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 831,794 per year while the poor average 50,320, a ratio of 16.5 to 1.

School teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Diche Choklate, and politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Diche Choklate's national animal is the Alligator, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Canoism.

Diche Choklate is ranked 8,187th in the world and 390th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 55.65 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Rudest Citizens: 198thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 292ndMost Influential: 541stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 695thMost Armed: 825thFattest Citizens: 875thMost Avoided: 909thHighest Crime Rates: 935thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 968thLargest Retail Industry: 992ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,158thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,675thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,745thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,007thHighest Drug Use: 2,017thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,337thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,441stLargest Mining Sector: 2,711thHighest Average Incomes: 3,256thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,432ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,641stMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,838thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,049thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,697thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,709thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,869thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,924thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,663rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7,116thMost Inclusive: 7,888thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,187thSmartest Citizens: 8,443rdTop
Most Pro-Market: 9,772ndMost Efficient Economies: 9,891stMost Secular: 10,942ndMost Cultured: 12,381stLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,440thNudest: 15,538thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,596th
Rudest Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 26th in the regionFattest Citizens: 30th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 30th in the regionMost Avoided: 30th in the regionMost Armed: 32nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 35th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 38th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 39th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 42nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 52nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 64th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 66th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 77th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 87th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 96th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 127th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 146th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 146th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 152nd in the regionMost Influential: 197th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 203rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 205th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 215th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 232nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 259th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 305th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 338th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 338th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 339th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 390th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 462nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 475th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 479th in the regionNudest: 545th in the regionMost Secular: 568th in the regionMost Cultured: 622nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 655th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 668th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 707th in the regionMost Stationary: 786th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 863rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 895th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Diche Choklate, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back.
  • : Diche Choklate was endorsed by The Republic of Elder Realms.
  • : Following new legislation in Diche Choklate, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Diche Choklate.
  • : Following new legislation in Diche Choklate, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations.
  • : Following new legislation in Diche Choklate, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students.
  • : Diche Choklate was endorsed by The You're Adopted of Loli County.
  • : Following new legislation in Diche Choklate, citizens sell their moldy bread as homemade penicillin.
  • : Following new legislation in Diche Choklate, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries.
  • : Following new legislation in Diche Choklate, fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism.
  • : Following new legislation in Diche Choklate, children need to wear helmets and safety harnesses before mounting a carousel horse.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 297 » East Supple Lund, Corfad, Notyoutopia, Guyomartand, Universal State Formula, Shin-Hachioji, Yaorozu, Ka Ching, Phoronu, Atain, Great Bights Mum, Kwaj, Frances Francis the First of France, Wineclaw, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Bayern-Straubing, Zyvetskistaahn, Sunto, Holy Oranz, Territorio di Nessuno, New Lakemba, PlanetPunk, Unimaginable Doom, Selfgradatude, Diodone, Buckerino, Shadowrik, Puczovska, The Syca, Antiyard, Siwale, Western Vapia, North Armatas, Shibutani, Pallaith, Atheenos, The United Chase States, Q w e r t y, Ozstan, Californian Redwood, SillyString, The Bureaucratic Territories, Dutchyland, Kelvaros Prime, Esplandia, Venezuelia, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Kyoki Chudoku, Manticore utopia, BrightFutures, and 247 others.Karazan, Necromonia, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, The Teddy, Yukti, New Phyrreus, General COE, Neo-Philadelphia, Guslantis, Sil Dorsett, Calamazo, Free Culture, Govornia, Malta Comino Gozo, THX1138, Moubarakistan, French Bananastan, Camarthen, Nord Botten, Painisia, Elevation, Felpolandia, SORT, Republic remmnant, Sea Ghost, Wooleystan, Joodey, Lower Nubia, Kolorland, Ice and Tinian, TerranulliuZ, Dicko, Alice Gardens, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Detrivania, Erwo Stal, Cinnibar, Amerian States, Sakaryata, Unsophisticate, Former English Colony, Marxist Luxembourg, Kundam, Koda-Land, Misuvelia, Kylesburgh, Maott, New Trisone, Empy, Avalon, Ainsworth, Jefffliu, Highton Islands, Pleroma Sans Romans, Ciri Pole, Nogori, Ausnakulia, Wunderstrafanstalt, Potatolandium, Soviet Terran, Cloydicia, Chukstik Illahi, The Gamer Party, Sylverland, Aroa, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Azzarel, United States of Medford, Panama Coalition, Neo Hungarica, Lemonbiscuits, Boggovia, Tredano, United Draconia, New Echelon, Dadastan Archipelago, Racoda, Quranite, Kyrianian, Moose repupblic, Whereisthatistan, Chamocha, Sacrento, Suicidistan, Sanjurika, Zeternia, Ethnon, Sundred, Dovena, Snoodum, Fizban, Hyperbanus, Amauri, The United States of Romania, Voznesheim, Wodan, Avemterra, Kulgatha, Xentherida, El Fiji Grande, American MapleStory, Arstungry, Abrickhouse, Wilkshire, Amestris-Britannia, Kobagia, British Bayonet, The Iron Lions, Islamic Cali, The Rhein States, The Pantheons, The Most Freedom Ever, New Bremerton, Babacar, Tommatito, Copria, Minuda, Rosewood-, New Pruessen, The Serdey Islands, Ostrinios, Spartoptia, New Chilokver, United Kahndaq, Mercandia, Niradans, Fun time land of Fun, Krelvanz, Votak Matim, Texas States, Bojacks and Jills, North Bratislava, Sinelona, Lunallian, National Goats, Uganda Knuckles UK, Vincone Cae, Omnistria, Dreadton, Kasazzastan, Dyrenell, Zumlandia, Warsaw-Halicz, Federation Terra Australis, Guer Aike, Outer Egorniand, The Windmilluminati, Napnomadia, Sheldanada, Bearical, Kalimora Aire, Ninjak30, Australiland, Hong Kong Empire, Black Templares, Steraz, Ara Antrizuls, The English Alliance, Torakuen, The South Falls, New Eleria, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Pasargad, Fengate, COCONUT-CITY, INTEGRAL, Alunya, The Sinclarian Provinces, Justanistan, Ieprus, Zemnaya Svoboda, Renzic, Toshavo III, Union of Austria-Hungary, Circenn, Ofemerica, Egalico, Solmetria, Tappan Hills, Divine Eulogy, Jasminlandia, Dar es Saalam, Kirnea, Kirostan, Saturns Edge, The Notorious Mad Jack, Novare Res, Ibiscaton, Norostilors, Plangainer, Noiah, Peldorn, Acrabinnia, Steampunk Ariel, Trillius, Marijuana Haven, Zeno-sama, Haor Chall, Tsardom of Leonlandia, Lost Staria, Xandarnia, Durgron, Astronomical, Norepinephrine, Ejhsa, Victoriaans Nederlands, Valhalla123, The Discipled, Thiammyalllaland, Senkaiboashi, The Kyziban Islands, Rkainjel, Seidr Wyrd, Tamgu, Liberum Mundi, Far Easter Republic, Apetopia, Lomjia, Aratani, 1 very fast endotarter, Yummy Blubber, Ikea Rike, Miruma, Abject Ludicrosity, Free Azzaca, Bananoonza, Yalkan, Kingdom of Destsky, Vikingiarchy, COCOPUFFS, Loutsland, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Castle Federation, Noahs Second Country, Helia Geopes, Vernest Quill, Conservadoria, North Altatude, Test for a new hope, Zokk, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Hileville, The Black Cathedral, The Austro Germanic Union, Afrille, Loli County, and Elder Realms.

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