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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 210th Rudest Citizens: 557th Most Influential: 999th
The Republic of
Let others kill, let us drink.
Eric Friedlander
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Diche Choklate

Population756 million

LeaderEric Friedlander


The Republic of Diche Choklate is a huge, socially progressive nation, ruled by Eric Friedlander with a fair hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 756 million Diche Deerfenese live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Townsville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Choklatian economy, worth 126 trillion Cashmarks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 166,815 Cashmarks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 778,602 per year while the poor average 21,393, a ratio of 36.4 to 1.

Even the most lowly council pen-pusher has the same political power as a senior minister, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil, babies are a small but significant export, and psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Diche Choklate's national animal is the lobster, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Diche Choklate is ranked 74,651st in the world and 4,025th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,813.24 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 210thRudest Citizens: 557thMost Influential: 999thTop
Highest Crime Rates: 1,762ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,966thMost Armed: 1,984thMost Avoided: 2,407thFattest Citizens: 2,429thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,446thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,669thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,682ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,714thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,795thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,863rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,967thHighest Drug Use: 5,355thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,408thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,053rdLargest Mining Sector: 6,266thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,136thTop
Most Politically Free: 8,510thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,974thMost Pro-Market: 9,344thHighest Average Incomes: 9,445thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,842ndLargest Gambling Industry: 11,831stMost Efficient Economies: 12,193rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,929thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,039thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,001stMost Secular: 15,539th
Rudest Citizens: 28th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 62nd in the regionMost Armed: 66th in the regionFattest Citizens: 76th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 76th in the regionMost Avoided: 77th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 81st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 82nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 86th in the regionTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 91st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 101st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 102nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 107th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 146th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 162nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 180th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 195th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 231st in the regionMost Politically Free: 270th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 295th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 315th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 320th in the regionMost Influential: 393rd in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 434th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 517th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 525th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 540th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 585th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 661st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 698th in the regionMost Secular: 783rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 290 » East Supple Lund, Mzeusia, Corfad, The Akhara Islands, Notyoutopia, Guyomartand, Mirandako Herri Errepublika, Gladio II, Universal State Formula, Shin-Hachioji, Yaorozu, Ka Ching, Free Economic Zone of New Vegas, Phoronu, Atain, Great Bights Mum, Kwaj, Frances Francis the First of France, Wineclaw, Thenaca, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Bayern-Straubing, Agrauron, Mordant99, Zyvetskistaahn, Sunto, Midds Conia, Holy Oranz, Territorio di Nessuno, Albacria, New Lakemba, PlanetPunk, Unimaginable Doom, Selfgradatude, Diodone, Omicron Persei V111, Buckerino, Shadowrik, Kingdom of Space, Puczovska, The Syca, Antiyard, Siwale, Deerfenland, Western Vapia, North Armatas, CrazyEmpire, Triekru, Shibutani, Pallaith, and 240 others.The Windmilluminati, Ultimate Byzantine, Atheenos, United Government Of Corruption, The United Chase States, Q w e r t y, Illusia and Neverendia, Ozstan, Californian Redwood, SillyString, ABC, Yatzatz, The Bureaucratic Territories, Dutchyland, Merconitonitopia, Kelvaros Prime, Esplandia, Venezuelia, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Kyoki Chudoku, Manticore utopia, BrightFutures, Karazan, St Remy, AGoodPlace, Republic of Destiny, The Lunar Brotherhood Knights, The Rossinite Empire, Necromonia, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, The Teddy, ShortBusCrashed, New Amur, New Fingland, Yukti, New Phyrreus, Beastos, General COE, Neo-Philadelphia, Underground Techno, Guslantis, Sil Dorsett, Calamazo, New Seaview Cove, Free Culture, Govornia, Malta Comino Gozo, Pizza Squared, The Lugansk Republic, Insemme Nation, McMasterdonia, Great Solordia, Malvad, Constantinolia, THX1138, Moubarakistan, Novo England, French Bananastan, Camarthen, Nord Botten, Painisia, Western Alexandria, Elevation, Felpolandia, SpacePotatoWorld, SORT, Sevmenika, Republic remmnant, Sea Ghost, IsiMUd, FortMayne, Gameindustrial Empire, Triangle And Square, Wooleystan, Joodey, Montination, Lower Nubia, Kolorland, Ice and Tinian, TerranulliuZ, Dicko, Dramanian, Belligerently Drunk Peoples, San Christobal, Alice Gardens, Republic of Baja California Sur, The Free Californian People, Super California, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Detrivania, Erwo Stal, Cinnibar, Amerian States, Lorthar, Sakaryata, Unsophisticate, RoosterTeeth, Llwy, Wisconsota, Get Away From Me, Former English Colony, Temasek Holdings, Unicorria, Sheppey, Marxist Luxembourg, Kundam, SchoolHouse Rock, Koda-Land, Doobalanda, Victoriaans Nederlands, Misuvelia, Indereac Lanx, Killbear, Takumisan, Kylesburgh, Maott, New Trisone, Empy, Tamrielic Confederation, Avalon, New Cataria, Ainsworth, Yaris, Jefffliu, Highton Islands, Xagill, Pauxia, Pleroma Sans Romans, Westfacto, Krevt, Ciri Pole, Nogori, Ausnakulia, Zombodice, Wunderstrafanstalt, Potatolandium, Dodione, Soviet Terran, The Happily Oppressed, Cloydicia, Sandiconia, Chukstik Illahi, The Gamer Party, Bloomdale, Inlitore, Sylverland, Aroa, US Associated State of Cascadia, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Azzarel, Southern Allican, United Republic Greliser, The FNBs, The Pantheons, Centrall America, Avornica, Mecca-Switzerland, United States of Medford, Panama Coalition, Neo Hungarica, Lemonbiscuits, Aenglaland, Provincias Unidas del Plata, Islansia Caliphate, Lungha, Apetopia, Nhada, ZhangKeyesland, Pig lime, Han Ful, Boggovia, Euginus, Tredano, Holy Trinity 2015, Shiavania, United Draconia, The Tohjo Empire, Trumpski, New Echelon, Bellavia, Dadastan Archipelago, Arrivederci, Walist, Osburmergortionadocaopia, Ophreau, Lake Flotillas, Batdaviea, IRELAND ROI, The Peoples Australia, Racoda, Quranite, Eravonia, Isla don Atla, Kyrianian, Rodoslovnaya, Moose repupblic, Tanabon, Veskaleine, Deropia, Crimerica, Whereisthatistan, Shentia, Chamocha, Grimrholm, Sacrento, Suicidistan, Sanjurika, Malestedo, Zeternia, DabsForDays, Ethnon, United Socialist Juans Republics, Varagog, Sundred, Anarchic Proportions, The Ered Engrin, One hundred castles, Liberentis, RaRaRasputinn, Xinchao, Dovena, Snoodum, Fizban, The Mace Kingdom, Hyperbanus, Amauri, The Democratic Republic of New Britain, CedieRKing, Sahriastan, Wildthorne, The United States of Romania, Voznesheim, Wodan, Alsace and Lorraine United, Waterma, Elvero, Ayylienz, Avemterra, I am the one who knocks, and Soviet Goldstaff.

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