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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 255th Rudest Citizens: 423rd Most Influential: 520th
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President Yamka Muchina
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Diche Choklate

Population1.635 billion

CapitalTownsville
LeaderPresident Yamka Muchina

CurrencyCashmark
AnimalAlligator

The United States of Diche Choklate is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Yamka Muchina with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, digital currency, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.635 billion Diche Deerfenese enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Townsville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Choklatian economy, worth 307 trillion Cashmarks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 187,976 Cashmarks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 763,703 per year while the poor average 30,757, a ratio of 24.8 to 1.

Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one, personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability, and one year's corporation tax from three international megacorporations has funded one dozen shiny black pencils for President Yamka Muchina's office. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Diche Choklate's national animal is the Alligator, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Diche Choklate is ranked 1,258th in the world and 39th in The North Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 15,751.51 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 255thRudest Citizens: 423rdMost Influential: 520thHighest Crime Rates: 939thMost Armed: 998thLargest Retail Industry: 1,127thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,258thMost Avoided: 1,487thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,493rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,666thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,127thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,528thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,553rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,692ndFattest Citizens: 3,024thLargest Mining Sector: 3,826thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,069thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,978thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,372ndHighest Average Incomes: 6,698thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,909thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,183rdMost Pro-Market: 7,472ndMost Corrupt Governments: 8,348thTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 8,904thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,993rdLargest Publishing Industry: 10,917thMost Secular: 11,030thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,980thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12,200thMost Inclusive: 13,026thNudest: 13,896thSmartest Citizens: 14,686thLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,774thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16,104th
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Rudest Citizens: 21st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 30th in the regionMost Armed: 34th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 39th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 47th in the regionMost Avoided: 50th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 51st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 58th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 76th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 90th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 97th in the regionFattest Citizens: 98th in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 105th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 120th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 121st in the regionMost Influential: 161st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 180th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 261st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 265th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 267th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 297th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 311th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 336th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 355th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 380th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 397th in the regionNudest: 476th in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 494th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 566th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 588th in the regionMost Secular: 601st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 792nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 800th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 866th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 871st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 901st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 956th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Diche Choklate lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Diche Choklate, one year's corporation tax from three international megacorporations has funded one dozen shiny black pencils for President Yamka Muchina's office.
  • : Diche Choklate lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Diche Choklate was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden and the Top 5% for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Diche Choklate, personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability.
  • : Following new legislation in Diche Choklate, citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one.
  • : Following new legislation in Diche Choklate, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.
  • : Diche Choklate was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Grobbiland.
  • : Following new legislation in Diche Choklate, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
  • : Diche Choklate was endorsed by The Republic of Oshonia.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 262 » East Supple Lund, Mzeusia, Corfad, Notyoutopia, Guyomartand, Gladio II, Universal State Formula, Shin-Hachioji, Yaorozu, Ka Ching, Free Economic Zone of New Vegas, Phoronu, Atain, Great Bights Mum, Kwaj, Frances Francis the First of France, Wineclaw, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Bayern-Straubing, Agrauron, Zyvetskistaahn, Sunto, Holy Oranz, Territorio di Nessuno, Albacria, New Lakemba, PlanetPunk, Unimaginable Doom, Selfgradatude, Diodone, Buckerino, Shadowrik, Puczovska, The Syca, Antiyard, Siwale, Western Vapia, North Armatas, CrazyEmpire, Shibutani, Pallaith, The Windmilluminati, Atheenos, United Government Of Corruption, The United Chase States, Q w e r t y, Ozstan, Californian Redwood, SillyString, The Bureaucratic Territories, and 212 others.Dutchyland, Kelvaros Prime, Esplandia, Venezuelia, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Kyoki Chudoku, Manticore utopia, BrightFutures, Karazan, Republic of Destiny, The Lunar Brotherhood Knights, Necromonia, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, The Teddy, New Fingland, Yukti, New Phyrreus, Beastos, General COE, Neo-Philadelphia, Guslantis, Sil Dorsett, Calamazo, New Seaview Cove, Free Culture, Govornia, Malta Comino Gozo, Pizza Squared, McMasterdonia, Malvad, THX1138, Moubarakistan, Novo England, French Bananastan, Camarthen, Nord Botten, Painisia, Elevation, Felpolandia, SORT, Republic remmnant, Sea Ghost, Gameindustrial Empire, Wooleystan, Joodey, Lower Nubia, Kolorland, Ice and Tinian, TerranulliuZ, Dicko, Dramanian, Alice Gardens, The Free Californian People, Super California, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Detrivania, Erwo Stal, Cinnibar, Amerian States, Sakaryata, Unsophisticate, RoosterTeeth, Wisconsota, Get Away From Me, Former English Colony, Marxist Luxembourg, Kundam, Koda-Land, Victoriaans Nederlands, Misuvelia, Kylesburgh, Maott, New Trisone, Empy, Avalon, Ainsworth, Jefffliu, Highton Islands, Pauxia, Pleroma Sans Romans, Ciri Pole, Nogori, Ausnakulia, Zombodice, Wunderstrafanstalt, Potatolandium, Soviet Terran, Cloydicia, Chukstik Illahi, The Gamer Party, Sylverland, Aroa, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Azzarel, Mecca-Switzerland, United States of Medford, Panama Coalition, Neo Hungarica, Lemonbiscuits, Aenglaland, Apetopia, ZhangKeyesland, Han Ful, Boggovia, Tredano, United Draconia, Trumpski, New Echelon, Bellavia, Dadastan Archipelago, Walist, Osburmergortionadocaopia, Racoda, Quranite, Kyrianian, Moose repupblic, Veskaleine, Whereisthatistan, Chamocha, Sacrento, Suicidistan, Sanjurika, Malestedo, Zeternia, Ethnon, Sundred, One hundred castles, Dovena, Snoodum, Fizban, The Mace Kingdom, Hyperbanus, Amauri, The Democratic Republic of New Britain, CedieRKing, Sahriastan, The United States of Romania, Voznesheim, Wodan, Alsace and Lorraine United, Elvero, Avemterra, Kulgatha, Vsyerossiya, East Darlown Zamatraporia, Jalyort Empire, I am the one who knocks, Xentherida, El Fiji Grande, Abject Ludicrosity, American MapleStory, Arstungry, Daukas, Abrickhouse, Solcialist States, Democritus, Wilkshire, Yarecir, Maj Tonia Godgueeber, Amestris-Britannia, Joaquin El Chapo Guzman, Kobagia, British Bayonet, Tawya, Curtis Cosla, The Iron Lions, Islamic Cali, The Black Cathedral, Zhalopia, Aerovea, The Rhein States, The Pantheons, The Most Freedom Ever, New Bremerton, Lionia, Babacar, Dar es Saalam, Islavity Pod, Tommatito, Copria, Minuda, Rosewood-, Kranostav, Leviatoes, Funkadelia, Tyroshh, New Pruessen, The Serdey Islands, Ostrinios, Scatologia, Qiland, Spartoptia, Zastunia Free State, New Chilokver, The Cascade Regions, Newrun, United Kahndaq, Yandere nation, Mercandia, Niradans, Pascolar, Katschekistan, Fun time land of Fun, Krelvanz, Votak Matim, Texas States, Timarah, Bojacks and Jills, North Bratislava, Magic Genovia, Oshonia, and Grobbiland.

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