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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,509th Most Advanced Public Education: 5,884th Most Pacifist: 5,985th
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Diarcesia

Population6.157 billion

CapitalArcesius
LeaderPhlegomy

Currencygold
Animallynx

The Monarchy of Diarcesia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Phlegomy with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and smutty television. The compassionate population of 6.157 billion Diarcesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arcesius. The average income tax rate is 85.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Diarcesian economy, worth 753 trillion golds a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 122,452 golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed, pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits, and returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Diarcesia's national animal is the lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Diarcesia is ranked 153,388th in the world and 3rd in Diarcesia for Most Primitive, scoring -377.39 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,509thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,884thMost Pacifist: 5,985thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,115thNicest Citizens: 6,592ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,738thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,356thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,424thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 8,217thMost Inclusive: 8,619thSafest: 8,736thMost Cultured: 8,923rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,124thLowest Crime Rates: 9,611thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,864thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,197thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,215thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,593rdMost Rebellious Youth: 11,213thSmartest Citizens: 11,456thHealthiest Citizens: 12,097thLargest Governments: 12,775thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,355thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,773rdMost Developed: 14,447thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,597thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,485th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Diarcesia, returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion.
  • : Following new legislation in Diarcesia, pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits.
  • : Following new legislation in Diarcesia, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed.
  • : Diarcesia published "Relations Exoteric Timeline" (Account: Diplomacy).
  • : Following new legislation in Diarcesia, editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning.
  • : Following new legislation in Diarcesia, Jennifer Government is a bestseller.
  • : Following new legislation in Diarcesia, many suspect the government "doth protest too much" with their curiously specific denials of conspiracy theories.
  • : Diarcesia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Diarcesia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Diarcesia, citizens no longer take selfies with their dead relatives at funerals.

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