The Monarchy of Diarcesia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Phlegomy with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and smutty television. The compassionate population of 6.157 billion Diarcesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arcesius. The average income tax rate is 85.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Diarcesian economy, worth 753 trillion golds a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 122,452 golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed, pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits, and returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Diarcesia's national animal is the lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Diarcesia is ranked 153,388^th in the world and 3^rd in Diarcesia for Most Primitive, scoring -377.39 on the Scary Big Number Scale.