The Monarchy of Diarcesia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Phlegomy with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 6.867 billion Diarcesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arcesius. The average income tax rate is 86.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Diarcesian economy, worth 863 trillion golds a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 125,763 golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm, and the Treasury Minister takes anxiety medication every time kids lose their sports kits. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Diarcesia's national animal is the lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Diarcesia is ranked 52,599^th in the world and 1^st in Diarcesia for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.