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Most Valuable International Artwork: 855thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,999thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,208th
The Monarchy of
Democratic Socialists
We Will Endure
Influence
Dominator
Monarch
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Diarcesia

Population17.004 billion

CapitalArcesius
LeaderPhlegomy

Currencygold
Animallynx

The Monarchy of Diarcesia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Phlegomy with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 17.004 billion Diarcesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arcesius. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Diarcesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,740 trillion golds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 161,143 golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Back-alley holistic doctors carry crystals in long trench coats, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months, constipated disaster survivors are rapidly learning that MRE is short for "Meal Requiring Enemas", and citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Diarcesia's national animal is the lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Diarcesia is ranked 3,976th in the world and 1st in Diarcesia for Nicest Citizens, with 52.23 average smiles per day.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 855thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,999thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,208thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,312thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,561stTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,315thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,320thSafest: 3,557thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,603rdLargest Welfare Programs: 3,942ndMost Developed: 3,955thNicest Citizens: 3,976thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,088thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,266thMost Pacifist: 4,272ndLongest Average Lifespans: 4,427thLowest Crime Rates: 4,766thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,850thHighest Food Quality: 4,879thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,903rdLargest Governments: 4,965thMost Inclusive: 5,126thMost Cultured: 5,230thSmartest Citizens: 5,483rdBest Weather: 5,701stMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,986thHealthiest Citizens: 5,995thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,733rdMost Rebellious Youth: 7,223rdHighest Poor Incomes: 7,433rdHighest Economic Output: 8,363rdMost Stationary: 8,874thMost Influential: 10,441stLargest Publishing Industry: 12,339thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 18,164thHighest Average Incomes: 18,913thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,483rdMost Subsidized Industry: 20,962ndLargest Populations: 22,197thMost Income Equality: 23,701st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Diarcesia, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims.
  • : Following new legislation in Diarcesia, constipated disaster survivors are rapidly learning that MRE is short for "Meal Requiring Enemas".
  • : Following new legislation in Diarcesia, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months.
  • : Diarcesia was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Diarcesia, back-alley holistic doctors carry crystals in long trench coats.
  • : Following new legislation in Diarcesia, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
  • : Following new legislation in Diarcesia, scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards.
  • : Following new legislation in Diarcesia, bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins.
  • : Following new legislation in Diarcesia, teenage TV characters are played by thirty-year-olds by the end of the second season.
  • : Following new legislation in Diarcesia, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers.

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