The Monarchy of Diarcesia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Phlegomy with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate population of 9.073 billion Diarcesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arcesius. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Diarcesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,136 trillion golds a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 125,310 golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Environmental legislation occurs cyclically, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country, airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps, and war vets look after war animals. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Diarcesia's national animal is the lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Diarcesia is ranked 10,614^th in the world and 1^st in Diarcesia for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.37 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.