The Monarchy of Diarcesia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Phlegomy with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 14.053 billion Diarcesians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arcesius. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Diarcesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,114 trillion golds a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 150,433 golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, dreams of entering the Super League have been relegated to the history books, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Phlegomy's bedroom, and endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Diarcesia's national animal is the lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Diarcesia is ranked 291,770^th in the world and 2^nd in Diarcesia for Fattest Citizens, with 5.8 Obesity Rate.