The Colony of DI33 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 5.515 billion DI33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 17.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient DI33ian economy, worth 206 trillion Citas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,440 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. DI33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

DI33 is ranked 78,716^th in the world and 1^st in Dictadura Imperialista for Highest Drug Use, scoring 81.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.