The Serene Socialist Republic of Dezmondia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Felixstowe with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.996 billion Dezmondians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Searson City. The average income tax rate is 93.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dezmondian economy, worth 529 trillion Theos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 132,400 Theos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, and cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high. Crime is totally unknown. Dezmondia's national animal is the Allosaurus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Narcissism.

Dezmondia is ranked 310,539^th in the world and 46^th in The International Alliance of Swag for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -10.39 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.