The Free Land of Devionsa is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by The People's Servant with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate population of 2.436 billion Devionsans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Utopia Soon. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Devionsan economy, worth 314 trillion Riverings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 129,174 Riverings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, new arrivals are asked the location of the Minister of the Interior's birthmark, and passengers often cause a stink on public transport. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Devionsa's national animal is the Free Man, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pantheism.

Devionsa is ranked 5,913^th in the world and 1^st in Lorania for Longest Average Lifespans, with 92.29 years.