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Largest Insurance Industry: 1,951stFattest Citizens: 7,444thLargest Retail Industry: 9,728th
The Democratic Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
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Deutshescandia

Population384 million

CapitalНадмістність

CurrencyIsland tokens
AnimalTubrok island bunny

The Democratic Republic of Deutshescandia is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, otherworldly petting zoo, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 384 million Deutshes are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Administration, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Надмістність. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.5%.

The powerhouse Deutshescandian economy, worth 40.5 trillion Island tokens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 105,366 Island tokens, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls, the native owl population is in permanent hibernation, only the brainiest citizens become academics, and visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Deutshescandia's national animal is the Tubrok island bunny, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Deutshescandia is ranked 67,600th in the world and 7th in Alvaria for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 1,820.7 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 1,951stTop
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Fattest Citizens: 7,444thLargest Retail Industry: 9,728thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 12,193rdLargest Gambling Industry: 13,222ndMost Avoided: 13,674thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,144thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,723rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,993rdMost Corrupt Governments: 17,917thLargest Mining Sector: 18,212th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Deutshescandia, visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub.
  • : Following new legislation in Deutshescandia, only the brainiest citizens become academics.
  • : Deutshescandia was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Deutshescandia, the native owl population is in permanent hibernation.
  • : Following new legislation in Deutshescandia, sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls.
  • : Following new legislation in Deutshescandia, only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Deutshescandia, the nation operates a "finders-keepers" policy with other nations' citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Deutshescandia, medical lawsuits are out of control.
  • : Following new legislation in Deutshescandia, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked.
  • : Deutshescandia was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".

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