by Max Barry

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Most Secular: 2,774th Most Authoritarian: 3,963rd Most Conservative: 4,172nd
The United Fronts of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Menschen in Deutschland vereinen sich
Frank Alfred
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Deutsche Einheitsfront

Population1.657 billion

CapitalNeu Aachen
LeaderFrank Alfred

AnimalGerman Eagle

The United Fronts of Deutsche Einheitsfront is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Frank Alfred with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.657 billion Germans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neu Aachen. The average income tax rate is 73.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Deutsche Einheitsfrontian economy, worth 81.5 trillion UFS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Uranium Mining, Trout Farming, Retail, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 49,160 UFS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's taxpayers pay for foreign government's extravagances, glamping Germans won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, the only way to escape lengthy prison terms is in a body bag, and military pistols are more secure than the national treasury. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Deutsche Einheitsfront's national animal is the German Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Athiesm.

Deutsche Einheitsfront is ranked 145,621st in the world and 64th in The Socialist Syndicalist Union for Most Pro-Market, scoring -72.86 on the Rand Index.

Most Secular: 2,774thMost Authoritarian: 3,963rdMost Conservative: 4,172ndTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 9,371stMost Extreme: 10,215thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,581stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,722ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,337thSafest: 15,983rdMost Corrupt Governments: 16,517th
Most Conservative: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 4th in the regionTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 11th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 2 » South Krimelski and Nursa.

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