The People's Republic of Deutsch Lostland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Diktatorin Tamara Richter with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 13.002 billion Deutsch Lostlandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlun. The average income tax rate is 73.1%.

The large but inefficient Deutsch Lostlandian economy, worth 644 trillion Lostland Schillings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 49,552 Lostland Schillings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

The comic book series 'Diktatorin Tamara Richter and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller, holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects, the nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in Deutschland, and the nation wears its high incidence of chromosomal diseases as a badge of pride. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Deutsch Lostland's national animal is the Sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Protestantism.

Deutsch Lostland is ranked 34,418^th in the world and 9^th in Deutschland for Lowest Crime Rates, with 80.26 law-abiding acts per hour.