by Max Barry

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Most Conservative: 423rdMost Authoritarian: 3,093rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 5,630th
The Military-Industrial State of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Ein Volk, Ein Staat
The Deranged Military-Industrial State
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Deustches Volksrepublik

Population5.596 billion



The Military-Industrial State of Deustches Volksrepublik is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.596 billion Völkisch are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Munich. The average income tax rate is 63.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Völkisch economy, worth 185 trillion Südmarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 33,180 Südmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Women mime their gynaecological symptoms with hand-puppets, they say insanity is torturing the same citizens over and over again and expecting a different result, the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings", and grannies with arthritic hands work miserably on factory production lines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Deustches Volksrepublik's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Deustches Volksrepublik is ranked 219,905th in the world and 3rd in Standardly Uniformed Shenanigans for Most Devout, with 11.35 prayers per hour.

Most Conservative: 423rdTop
Most Authoritarian: 3,093rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 5,630thTop
Most Extreme: 23,350thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 25,076thMost Patriotic: 25,642nd

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