The Federal Republic of Detrivania is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Justin Miles with a fair hand, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.281 billion Detrivanians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Spirituality, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Industry is ignored. The average income tax rate is 67.9%.

The large but inefficient Detrivanian economy, worth 117 trillion lunas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 51,370 lunas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

The government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters, child adoption by homosexual couples has been outlawed, it is broadly agreed that tramp stamps are criminally undesirable, and the letters L, G, and B must never be grouped together. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Detrivania's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Detrivania is ranked 74,502^nd in the world and 4,180^th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,059.65 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.