The Federal Republic of Detrivania is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Justin Miles with a fair hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, daily referendums, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 11.241 billion Detrivanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 79.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Detrivanian economy, worth 556 trillion lunas a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is 49,498 lunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

'.lib' or '.con' domains indicate whether Detrivanian websites are meant for liberals or conservatives, the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget', human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity, and Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Detrivania's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Detrivania is ranked 11,944^th in the world and 697^th in The North Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 13.57 bananas ingested per day.