The Federal Republic of Detrivania is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Justin Miles with a fair hand, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 8.969 billion Detrivanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Spirituality also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 77.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Detrivanian economy, worth 400 trillion lunas a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is 44,611 lunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on Detrivanian selfishness, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, '.lib' or '.con' domains indicate whether Detrivanian websites are meant for liberals or conservatives, and the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Detrivania's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Detrivania is ranked 12,441^st in the world and 276^th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,505.7807029664 Days.