The Erratic Department of Intel of Destructive Government Education System is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.316 billion Destructive Government Education Systemians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 73.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Destructive Government Education Systemian economy, worth 410 trillion wefwefwes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is 95,212 wefwefwes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Destructive Government Education Systemian Intelligence Agency has put 'Project Quantum Refrigerator' on hold indefinitely, sex changes are routinely performed at Destructive Government Education System's hospitals, the army insists there is nothing gay about men in uniforms rolling in the mud, and claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Destructive Government Education System's national animal is the wefwefwe, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Destructive Government Education System is ranked 78,896^th in the world and 3,048^th in Balder for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 300.27 on the Clooney Contribution Index.