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Destructive Government Education System

Population7.779 billion


The Erratic Department of Intel of Destructive Government Education System is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, soft-spoken computers, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 7.779 billion Destructive Government Education Systemians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 74.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Destructive Government Education Systemian economy, worth 744 trillion wefwefwes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is 95,726 wefwefwes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government-sponsored gallows are being erected by Violetist temples, commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains, primary candidates are replaced if they fail to compliment Leader's hair, and the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Destructive Government Education System's national animal is the wefwefwe, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Destructive Government Education System is ranked 39,337th in the world and 50th in Texas for Smartest Citizens, with 41.91 quips per hour.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,080thTop
Most Devout: 14,185thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,894thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,677thHealthiest Citizens: 15,796thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,480thMost Patriotic: 18,845thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,064thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,762ndBest Weather: 20,170thMost Beautiful Environments: 21,659thHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,609thLowest Crime Rates: 22,979thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,013thHighest Poor Incomes: 24,935thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25,824th
Most Patriotic: 12th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 15th in the region

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