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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 27th Largest Mining Sector: 118th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 121st
The Infinite 🔥 Hell-Sage Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
🔥All I wish is to see this PATHETIC world burn...🔥
The Great Uniter and Beast of the DGES
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Destructive Government Economic System

Population3.98 billion

CapitalThe Great Uniter and Beast's Footstool
LeaderThe Great Uniter and Beast of the DGES


The Infinite 🔥 Hell-Sage Empire of Destructive Government Economic System is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by The Great Uniter and Beast of the DGES with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, infamous sell-swords, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.98 billion ☠️ENSLAVED SKELETONS OF TYRANNY☠️ are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Great Uniter and Beast's Footstool. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.2%.

The frighteningly efficient ☠️ENSLAVED SKELETONS OF TYRANNY☠️ economy, worth a remarkable 1,206 trillion ☠️BONES OF THE ENSLAVED☠️s a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 303,123 ☠️BONES OF THE ENSLAVED☠️s, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,012,260 per year while the poor average 67,528, a ratio of 15.0 to 1.

Children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, oracles predict landslide victories for The Great Uniter and Beast of the DGES for the next 50 years, epidemiologists happily announce that the reported incidence of depression is close to zero percent, and looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Destructive Government Economic System's national animal is the 🐲STALKING DRAGON OF THE ENSLAVED🐲, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is THE CULT OF DEAREST LEADERISM.

Destructive Government Economic System is ranked 173,620th in the world and 80th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -29.15 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 27thLargest Mining Sector: 118thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 121stMost Ignorant Citizens: 158thMost Primitive: 203rdMost Devout: 289thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 296thMost Corrupt Governments: 445thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 474thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 645thMost Avoided: 724thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 782ndMost Conservative: 789thLargest Black Market: 848thLowest Crime Rates: 1,136thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,204thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,305thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,345thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,418thHighest Average Incomes: 1,511thFattest Citizens: 1,674thTop
Largest Governments: 3,813thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,966thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,268thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,456thMost Efficient Economies: 8,472ndTop
Highest Economic Output: 11,107thRudest Citizens: 11,234thMost Authoritarian: 13,168thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17,155th
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionTop
Most Primitive: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionMost Conservative: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the region

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