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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 32nd Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 137th Largest Mining Sector: 159th
The Infinite 🔥 Hell-Sage Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
🔥All I wish is to see this PATHETIC world burn...🔥
The Great Uniter and Beast of the DGES
Noble Squire
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Destructive Government Economic System

Population3.217 billion

CapitalThe Great Uniter and Beast's Footstool
LeaderThe Great Uniter and Beast of the DGES


The Infinite 🔥 Hell-Sage Empire of Destructive Government Economic System is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Great Uniter and Beast of the DGES with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.217 billion ☠️ENSLAVED SKELETONS OF TYRANNY☠️ are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Great Uniter and Beast's Footstool. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient ☠️ENSLAVED SKELETONS OF TYRANNY☠️ economy, worth 898 trillion ☠️BONES OF THE ENSLAVED☠️s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 279,239 ☠️BONES OF THE ENSLAVED☠️s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Vile black smog from coal power plants has enveloped several major urban centres, military spending recently hit a new high, not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence, and punk rockers smash it up and then clean it up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Destructive Government Economic System's national animal is the 🐲STALKING DRAGON OF THE ENSLAVED🐲, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is THE CULT OF DEAREST LEADERISM.

Destructive Government Economic System is ranked 103,258th in the world and 39th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 627.42 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 32ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 137thLargest Mining Sector: 159thMost Ignorant Citizens: 176thMost Primitive: 191stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 334thMost Devout: 398thMost Corrupt Governments: 566thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 580thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 600thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 783rdMost Avoided: 868thLargest Black Market: 1,071stMost Conservative: 1,180thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,382ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,402ndLowest Crime Rates: 1,442ndTop
Highest Average Incomes: 1,928thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,987thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,144thFattest Citizens: 2,204thLargest Governments: 4,747thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,791stHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,504thMost Authoritarian: 7,705thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 8,759thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,737thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,366thHighest Economic Output: 14,718th
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 4th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the region

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