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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 27th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 102nd Largest Mining Sector: 105th
The Infinite 🔥 Hell-Sage Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
🔥All I wish is to see this PATHETIC world burn...🔥
The Great Uniter and Beast of the DGES
Lord Knight of Psychotic Dictatorships
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Destructive Government Economic System

Population5.075 billion

CapitalThe Great Uniter and Beast's Footstool
LeaderThe Great Uniter and Beast of the DGES


The Infinite 🔥 Hell-Sage Empire of Destructive Government Economic System is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by The Great Uniter and Beast of the DGES with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, free-roaming dinosaurs, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.075 billion ☠️ENSLAVED SKELETONS OF TYRANNY☠️ are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Great Uniter and Beast's Footstool. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.6%.

The frighteningly efficient ☠️ENSLAVED SKELETONS OF TYRANNY☠️ economy, worth a remarkable 1,621 trillion ☠️BONES OF THE ENSLAVED☠️s a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 319,420 ☠️BONES OF THE ENSLAVED☠️s, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,247,232 per year while the poor average 55,797, a ratio of 22.4 to 1.

Suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, science labs across the country languish in cobwebs as the government turns its attentions to spiritual matters, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, and radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Destructive Government Economic System's national animal is the 🐲STALKING DRAGON OF THE ENSLAVED🐲, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is THE CULT OF DEAREST LEADERISM.

Destructive Government Economic System is ranked 31,756th in the world and 12th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Most Pro-Market, scoring 65.89 on the Rand Index.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 27thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 102ndLargest Mining Sector: 105thMost Ignorant Citizens: 149thMost Primitive: 206thMost Devout: 268thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 283rdMost Corrupt Governments: 422ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 456thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 670thMost Avoided: 670thLargest Black Market: 681stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 722ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 781stLargest Insurance Industry: 984thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,056thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,081stLowest Crime Rates: 1,089thMost Conservative: 1,216thHighest Average Incomes: 1,318thFattest Citizens: 1,541stTop
Largest Governments: 3,612thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,792ndRudest Citizens: 4,917thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,004thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,007thMost Efficient Economies: 7,881stHighest Economic Output: 8,141stTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,422ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13,971stMost Extreme: 16,659th
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionMost Primitive: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8th in the regionMost Conservative: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the region

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