by Max Barry

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Destructive Government Economic System was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 303
Most Valuable International Artwork: 14thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 29thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 87th
The Infinite 🔥 Hell-Sage Empire of
Corporate Police State
🔥All I wish is to see this PATHETIC world burn...🔥
The Great Uniter and Beast of the DGES
Earl of Psychotic Dictatorships
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Destructive Government Economic System

Population7.269 billion

CapitalThe Great Uniter and Beast's Footstool
LeaderThe Great Uniter and Beast of the DGES


The Infinite 🔥 Hell-Sage Empire of Destructive Government Economic System is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by The Great Uniter and Beast of the DGES with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, compulsory military service, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.269 billion ☠️ENSLAVED SKELETONS OF TYRANNY☠️ are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Great Uniter and Beast's Footstool. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.5%.

The frighteningly efficient ☠️ENSLAVED SKELETONS OF TYRANNY☠️ economy, worth a remarkable 2,476 trillion ☠️BONES OF THE ENSLAVED☠️s a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 340,656 ☠️BONES OF THE ENSLAVED☠️s, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,178,767 per year while the poor average 21,806, a ratio of 99.9 to 1.

Children fear compulsory visits to their spiritual advisors more than the dentist, beat cops aren't named for the territory they patrol, public executions just aren't the cheery spectacles they once were, and pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Destructive Government Economic System's national animal is the 🐲STALKING DRAGON OF THE ENSLAVED🐲, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is THE CULT OF DEAREST LEADERISM.

Destructive Government Economic System is ranked 228,942nd in the world and 128th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Nudest, with 0.5 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 14thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 29thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 87thLargest Mining Sector: 91stMost Ignorant Citizens: 159thMost Primitive: 208thMost Devout: 255thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 323rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 430thMost Corrupt Governments: 451stMost Avoided: 638thLargest Black Market: 735thLargest Insurance Industry: 885thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 898thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 924thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 978thLowest Crime Rates: 1,044thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,219thHighest Average Incomes: 1,324thFattest Citizens: 1,433rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,699thMost Conservative: 1,713thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,325thLargest Governments: 3,481stRudest Citizens: 4,752ndMost Efficient Economies: 5,682ndHighest Economic Output: 5,808thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,833rdMost Subsidized Industry: 6,070thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,049thTop
Most Stationary: 14,315thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,451st
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionTop
Most Primitive: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8th in the regionMost Devout: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionFattest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Stationary: 9th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 9th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 11th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 11th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the region

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