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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,202ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,910thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,211th
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Destructive Government Economic Soldier

Population10.001 billion

LeaderCaptain Spock


The Military Storage of Cards of Destructive Government Economic Soldier is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Captain Spock with an iron fist, and renowned for its digital currency, free-roaming dinosaurs, and parental licensing program. The cynical, devout population of 10.001 billion Destructive Government Economic Soldierians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 55.7%.

The all-consuming Destructive Government Economic Soldierian economy, worth a remarkable 1,154 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 115,477 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Asking 'a penny for your thoughts?' draws law enforcement response, soldiers are "encouraged" to advance by armed officers behind them, hospitals have poor data security but send lots of bodies to be encrypted, and family trees become bare as entire branches are lopped off. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Destructive Government Economic Soldier's national animal is the rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Destructive Government Economic Soldier is ranked 245,288th in the world and 12th in Haiku for Most Avoided, scoring 1.08 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,202ndTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,910thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,211thMost Patriotic: 11,739thLargest Black Market: 12,392ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,445thTop
Most Devout: 14,017thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,051stBest Weather: 16,121stHighest Economic Output: 18,464thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,531stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,967thMost Beautiful Environments: 21,659thHealthiest Citizens: 22,820thLowest Crime Rates: 24,220thMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,789thMost Corrupt Governments: 25,714thMost Conservative: 27,138th
Most Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the region

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