The Better Known as Scorch of Destroedor is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Drukar with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate population of 11.51 billion Destroedorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Edrakute. The average income tax rate is 75.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Destroedordian economy, worth a remarkable 1,262 trillion Cons a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,665 Cons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

On graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, janitors and factory workers are often better educated than the bosses they work for, and King Drukar is rumored to have teleportation powers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Destroedor's national animal is the King Cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Destroedor is ranked 243,258^th in the world and 12,818^th in The North Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 2.02 crimes per hour.