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Most Pro-Market: 4,797thMost Politically Free: 5,278thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,676th
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Population638 million


The Republic of Despatito is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 638 million Despatitoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.4%.

The strong Despatitoan economy, worth 34.4 trillion tacoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Gambling, and Retail. Average income is 53,896 tacoes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 347,370 per year while the poor average 3,378, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Despatito's national animal is the parrot.

Despatito is ranked 137,365th in the world and 52nd in Shinka for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.

Most Pro-Market: 4,797thMost Politically Free: 5,278thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,676thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7,682ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8,088thMost Extreme: 8,438thMost Primitive: 9,059thTop
Highest Drug Use: 11,532ndHighest Crime Rates: 11,851stRudest Citizens: 12,364thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,117thLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,670th
Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Primitive: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the region

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